RE: You'll all have to forgive me6 Dec 2020 18:40
Hello R, what can I say? That was so gracious of you. Thank you, it almost chocked me. Sums up why I've been here so long. This is not just about the company, not just about its share price. As I've said before, this board is probably unique for its camaraderie and genuine friendship amongst complete strangers.
Meanwhile... in the village. Well! A Sunday like no other before and probably none ever again! The Chapel resoundeth! The launch of the first barge on the Tyndrum Canal may have been written off as a "damp squib" in some quarters, but not as far as the Reverend Grimm and Miss Wemysss are concerned. There we were, all assembled, and awaiting our usual diet of prayer and interminable sermon, and Goodness! Instead of the usual 'O God, Our Help in Ages Past', the worthy Reverend leapt from the pulpit and Miss Wemyss started hammering on the harmonium for all she was worth, leaving the rest of us frantically turning the pages of the Methodist Hymn Book, trying to find where this 'Bohemian Rhapsody' actually appears. And then!... the Reverend threw off his clerical garb, revealing... That Costume! Good Heavens!... my poor mother, Mrs Keeper, suffered an almost terminal bout of The Vapours.
An experience that has left the village thunderstruck. It is to be earnestly hoped that Miss Wemyss' investment in the canal company comes good soon as the poor old harmonium is, as they say, fooked. The only villager (apart from Champion) who was spared this thoroughly bewildering performance was Mr Patel who is, of course, of Another Persuasion. Whilst he has been welcomed into our South Worcestershire fold, many attenders of the Chapel cannot forgive him for selling 'The Motley Fool' on the Sabbath.