Seeing as it is quiet7 May 2018 18:34
A regular golfing foursome of retirees lost a member and were talking at the bar about who they could get to join them. A young lady, standing alongside them, interrupted their discussion and volunteered to make up the four. The three men were slightly taken aback by the thought of a woman, a very young one at that, joining them but could not bring themselves to object. In trying to put her off, one pointed out that they were very early starters, 6.30.a.m. 'No problem', she said, ' I'll be there at 6.30 prompt but every now and again I will not arrive until 6-45, if you don't mind. There no objection from the three men.
.On the first day of the foursome the young lady arrived at 6.30. prompt. She played right handed and, to their dismay, proceeded to beat all three men.
On the second occasion she was again as good as her word and arrived on the dot. This time she played left handed and still managed to beat all the elderly men much to their annoyance.
This went on for a few more rounds and she continued to beat them, playing left or right as she apparently saw fit. Then suddenly at 6.30 she was nowhere to be seen. The well beaten men thought they were rid of their embarrassment. Then, as she had asked and forewarned, she arrived at 6.45. She played the round, winning as usual, then all four retired to the lounge for morning coffee.
Eventually, one of the men plucked up the courage and asked her how come she was so good at golf and how did she decide whether to play left or right handed.
'Well,' she explained, ' my father was a pro so he encouraged me from a very early age. From the start I would sometime play right-handed, sometimes left. Dad quickly realised I was ambidextrous and taught me to play both ways.
' That explains why you;re so good at golf,' says one the men, ' But not how you decide which way to play.'
The young lady blushed a little, then explained. 'I recently got married and my husband has no interest in getting up at that time to play golf, so, when I get up, as my husband always sleeps on his back, I check his male credentials. If it is to the right I play right-handed, to the left, left-handed, simple.'
One of the men, trying to be funny asked, ' And what if it's straight up ?'
She blushed again,' Then.'she said,'I'm 15 minutes late!!!'
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