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Covid-Ninja,

I advised you to stop digging pal/lass. That advice still stands.

TWK - Thinking of calling in at White's for a quick snifter before heading home.

Mull-loony,

For your education:

The form Returns' is a plural possessive form (e.g., "The Returns' department" if multiple returns share one department). The apostrophe after the "s" indicates that the noun "returns" is already plural, and it shows possession or a relationship of belonging.

And yes, I do like scoring points, which I am particularly good at. In fact, I am extremely good at.

Now, I am bored rinsing you and so please f**k off.

TWK - Feeling contented.

Muldoony,

It should read "one's self" and not "oneself" and "HHReturns'" and not "HHReturn's".

TWK - Thinking of charging for educating dimwits.

Covid-Ninja,

You stated that the profit on your investment in EEE rose 47% between 13:02 and 13:18 today - from £600K to £882K. Now you are saying that the SP has only risen 16.85% all day. Make your f***king mind up pal/lass and stop digging the hole that you are in even deeper.

TWK - Feeling very good, having lots of fun.

HHF***KSOFF,

To correct your lamentable grammar and sentence construction.

It should have read "I think that you're a twat and I'm sure that most people would agree with me".

Clearly your parents couldn't afford to give you a decent private education or indeed any sort of an education. For me, father paid for me to attend Westminster School.

TWK - Feeling good, having fun.

HHF***KSOFF,

No.

TWK - Sharpening the Bowie knife

Right Covid-Ninja, time to really go to town on you.

Firstly, lets fact check your claim that the EEE SP rose by 47% between 13:02 and 13:18 today.

Facts:

EEE SP at 13:02 - 38.205

EEE SP at 13:10 - 39.000

EEE SP at 13:18 - 38.875

So, the SP rose by 0.67p between 13:02 and 13:18, which equates to 1.75%. Yet more proof, it it were needed, that you are a deluded liar.

At 13:32 I said that I was off to prepare for a meeting. The meeting, which I chaired, started at 14:00. It was attended by two junior government ministers and, alas, I thought that they were more important than you. I checked EEE's SP movements after the meeting had concluded. Don't shoot first and ask questions later is the old adage that you clearly do not follow Covid-Ninja.

And I am not obsessed that I am being lied to. I merely keep pointing out what a deluded liar you are.

Finally, regarding your assertion that, as an investor, I should know what price an SP will be at on 25th December 2026 is mind boggling stupidity. If I knew what would happen economically over the next 12 months , I would be a billionaire many times over. Funny enough, I am not.

Now, go and go outside to play and don't forget your head protector.

TWK - Wearing an enigmatic, satisfied, smile.

BorisDarling,

Covid-Ninja said that he/she had made £600K profit on one investment and then, 16 minutes later, it had increased to £882K. He/she is now saying that it was EEE.

TWK - Off to check the timing of the SP movements of EEE today.

So Covid-Ninja, between 13:02 and 13:18 today your profit increased from £600K to £882K - 47%.

Looking at the risers list, I can't see any SP that has done that. Just yet more proof that you are a deluded liar.

And as for my expectation, it is that you will eventually be sectioned.

TWK - Off to prepare for a meeting.

Covid-Ninja,

No, you don't have 14 million Empire Metal shares. Fact.

As for posting your trades, you simply see a genuine trade go through and then say that it is yours. Any fool could do that.

And as for people only lying to family, partners et al, why did Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor blatantly lie to the Nation on TV? Or are you saying that he only lied to his family et al, thinking that the rest of us weren't watching?

You are very, very sick Covid-Ninja and you need help, urgently. And whatever else you do, remember to wear your head protector.

TWK - Wondering how long Covid-Ninja was starved of oxygen at birth.

Covid-Ninja,

Ask me nearer the time pal.

And as for giblet gravy on my cravat, I will be so p*ss*d from the pre-lunch champers, I won't care even if I did notice it.

TWK - Off to check if his cravat needs to go to the drycleaner.

Covid-Ninja,

Pray tell me, on which stocks?

And take your time in replying, just in case you may an even bigger fool of yourself.

TWK - Thinking of going out and getting some new jeans.

Covid-Ninja,

Thank you for reaching out to me for help. Alas, I am not professionally qualified to help you with your "issues".

With all your millions you will be able to go private, rather than through the NHS.

TWK - Wondering why Covid-Ninja doesn't use Spellcheck.

Guilty as charged muldoon96.

I actually spilt some brown sauce on my chair, did not realise that I had and now have a brown stain on the back of my jeans. The commute home this evening is going to be interesting.

TWK - Wondering what Covid-Ninja is eating for lunch, apart from humble pie.

Sickoslime,

I see exactly what you mean pal. Our JV partner now has the wonga to rapidly build its platform, one that ALRT is a part of through the JV. F**k, I should have seen what you have seen and realised that that is not good for ALRT., not good at all. I mean, who in their right mind would want a JV partner with lots and lots of wonga and the technical ability to rapidly deliver a commercial solution that you would profit from. Madness, utter madness on ALRT's part.

TWK - Kicking himself that he is not as smart as Sickoslime.

BB25,

I actually see Whitespace's fund raising as a very good thing for ALRT. Why? If VCs are prepared to invest £10 million in Whitespace, then they clearly believe that what the company is doing in the AI driven sovereign defence space is credible and has massive commercial potential. I am sure that during due diligence the VCs also took account of Whitespace's JV with ALRT.

TWK - Wiping brown sauce off his tie.

Warrie,

The word "cevodniya" is a common misspelling of the Russian word сегодня (pronounced "se-vod-nya"), which means "today".

I am not sure whether Covid-Ninja is male or female. Mind you, he/she may not be sure either.

As for Texas, they say that only queers and steers come out of Texas. Covid-Ninja is clearly not a steer and so that kind of narrows it down a bit.

TWK - Settled on two ham & cheese toasties, slathered in brown sauce, for lunch.

Covid-Ninja,

Then why the f**k are you invested here then?

You claim to have bought 6.59 million ALRT shares and yet you say that it is a "pie in the sky" company.

As I have said before, you are completely deluded and need some very serious, expert, help. Oh, and you are also a liar.

TWK - Thinking of lunch.

Spitzi,

I think that it is more of a case that we have seen the volatility disappear rather than momentum and sentiment. And lets face it, the momentum was driving the SP down and so I, for one, was pleased to see some (relative) stability.

IMHO, the next sustained move for the SP will be big, possibly very big. But in which direction? Up most likely is my guess.

What excites me about the potential contract(s) award(s) is that it/they could attract institutional investors and that, my friend, would be a complete game changer for ALRT and not just the SP.

All IMHO, DYOR and, whatever you do, do not ask Rachel "Robbing" Reeves.

TWK - Counting the cost of the fudgit.

Warrie,

I do remember having a standoff with my wife in 1993, like most years to be honest, but not the Feds. The Feds would not have been a match for my wife.

TWK - Sipping the first cappuccino of the day.