Member Info for thewakokid

Spud-U-Don't - Like,

But you are my man, every last bit of you.

TWK - Hoping that Spuddy runs his draft report through Spellcheck.

Practical -Shock-Spock,

Good of you not to ignore my post and respond instead. What a decent chap you seem to be.

My sense of self importance comes not from my holding a PhD but from my privileged upbringing, my superior intellect, my superior social status and my numerous life successes.

TWK - Polishing the Black Taxis ready for Mini-Skirt and his pals.

Mashed-Potato,

Alas dear boy I do not suffer from delusional disorder and so no prescription is required my man.

And were I ever in need of the type of help that is available to one at Broadmoor Hospital (to give the institution its correct name), I would pay to go privately dear boy.

And with your obvious unhealthy interest, some might say obsession, with Broadmoor Hospital, how long were you in there dear boy? Come on, you can share your troubles with me, I am a good listener, and it will be completely confidential.

TWK - Ironing the combats and getting ready for Mini-Skirt and his gang.

Ah yes Simpleton, Stonyhurst College, a school where the boys were encouraged to toy with the priesthood (several were subsequently arrested) and "social science" was a metaphor for shirt lifting lessons in the house master's flat.

I assume that you attended Stonyhurst dear boy. It would certainly explain some of your more obvious predilections.

And I am not a snob, I simply look down on and despise lesser beings.

TWK - Stirring the bubbling soup.

Spotty-Spud,

Actually, if I was in Broadmoor I could use the M3 too, as Crowthorne is equidistant between it and the M4, and not that far from the M25 for that matter.

I see that Crowthorne has a Lidl store, the sort of place that you shop I would imagine, that and charity shops.

TWK - Satisfied that the pickle stain has been removed.

spunky-face,

dear boy, social studies was not on the curriculum at westminster school. social studies, as a subject, is very working class, like metalwork and woodwork, intended to try and lift those street urchins, like you, out of the gutter and out of the clutches of ***an like characters, by teaching them some social etiquette and basic manners etc. for example, they would have showed you how to use a knife & fork rather than use your fingers to eat food. soup was clearly not on the menu for you pal for obvious reasons.

clearly social studies was on the curriculum at your comprehensive school (mummy and daddy were obviously too poor to privately educate you) and i do hope that it somehow worked for you.

and how do you know that i have driven 99% of people away from this "chat board" (it is a "share chat" board plum)? is that 99% of the world's population or 99% of the uk's population pal? answers on a postcard please.

twk - under spunky's skin and loving it

Spunky - Spud-Headache,

Another comma goes missing. A clue, it should go somewhere between "office" and "just". Can you work that out plum?

I do work for a living actually. I post in between aircraft landing and aircraft taking-off. My m8s deal with taxing - too complicated for me.

TWK - Wondering where the heck EZY94QL has got to.

Not you as well potato-head!!

You forgot to put a comma after "months" pal. Plum.

And I agree with you, in a few months time the SP will be between 0.10 and 0.15p.

TWK - Looking for the stain remover.

Covid-Ninja,

Put the sherry bottle away pal!!

The reference was to "spelling police" not to "grammar police".

Why do you insist on making such a fool of yourself?

TWK - Wiping some pickle of his tie.

No need to thank me for defending you Potty-Trained, no need at all. All in a day's work pal.

You need defending against the likes of Covid-Ninja, as you are not intelligent or articulate enough to defend yourself.

PS Ask Santa for a copy of "Teaching Kids to Spell for Dummies".

TWK - Making a cheese and pickle sandwich for lunch.

Covid-Ninja,

Put that sherry bottle away pal, you are making a complete fool of yourself.

Telling Potty to learn to spell should not have a question mark at the end of the sentence.

And you appear not to know that "loose" is the opposite of "tight" (and other words too) because you have asked Potty a question.

Trying to be a smart ar**e has back fired on you big time jarhead.

TWK - Wondering if it is too early for three stiff fingers of New Jersey juice???

Covid-Ninja,

Have you been at the sherry as well pal, drowning your sorrows as your huge investment in ALRT tanks?

"tge" should read "the", "possessive" should read "possessive noun" and "verv" should read "verb".

And just how old are you jarhead?

TWK - Bravely defending the King's English.

Practical-Shock,

Quasi plagiarism is frowned upon pal.

You have simply taken my recent post about Lord H exercising warrants and framed it ever so slightly different words.

Pathetic behaviour.

TWK - Adding Practical-Shock to the losers list

Swerve,

I obviously don't know where you live but, as a long shot, I will leave two 4 bar packs of Toffee Crisps in the gents toilet at the Moto Leigh Delamere westbound services on the M4 - above the ceiling tiles in the second cubicle from the left as you look at the traps.

Enjoy!

TWK - Setting off for the corner shop and then on to Moto Leigh Delamere services.

Spitzi,

Any chance that you could translate your post into something coherent?

Have you been on the sherry this morning?

TWK - Adding Spitzi to the short list for the Idiot of the Year award

Potty,

I hope that Santa brings you Spellcheck for Christmas pal.

TWK - Spreading the love

........ the band played on as HMS ALRT slowly sank beneath the waves.

Credits:

Conductor - Covid-Ninja

Violins - Coyote (he was still aboard despite what he said) & Hippy, Hippy Shake

Piano - Investbonk

Drums - Simpleton Investor

Triangle - Magoolies

TWK - Now watching from a lifeboat

Hippy,

Right on dude! I dig it man.

Looks like your smoking some weed dude. Right on!

Keep on truckin! dude, I gotta split.

TWK - Connecting with Hippy by speaking his language

Coyote,

A very good post until, until you said that it is not a given that companies like Whitespace are winning contracts. Whitespace already has pal.

Looks like magoolies has some competition for the idiot of the year award.

TWK - Munching Toffee Crisps

Swerve,

My local corner shop is selling four 31g Toffee Crisps for £1.00. Great value or what?

TWK - Hoping that his new BB product placement business will take off