Another day, another nothing............4 Aug 2020 08:26
.......I see things are moving along as well as ever at AVCT towers.
In other news today, while Avacta's Alastair Smith was still busy counting £50m, Paul Chuckle, surviving member of the comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers, found and a cure for cancer, designed a rapid saliva test for Covid-19, and discovered the meaning of all existence all from the comfort of his 6x10ft shed in his back garden. When asked how he managed it he said, "I just had so much time, everyone else was slow getting anything done, in fact any idiot could have come up with something by now, and I happen to be just that idiot."