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lucky, still no money in iweb
Just Lookedin to find the board still going and 'one for the week ' posted cheers tuckupp....happy days!
Keep safe...keep happy...keep going.
Don't let the little micro shiits grind you down.
....have now paid the shares value into my account.
The end.
He's lucky he found a restaurant that was open.......LOL
Put your money in the bank and forget about investing for this year at least. Too much volatility and uncertainty.
Otherwise, buy Lloyds in a SIPP and throw away the key.
JMHO...GLA
To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chic Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and ordered.
"We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the name of the owner."
Bert and Ethel were in their 80s when they met and fell in love.
Being old-fashioned, they decided to save themselves for their wedding night.
The big night came and Bert got himself into bed while Ethel ‘readied herself’ in the bedroom.
She came out and looked at Bert laying there. But something was clearly playing on her mind. ‘Bert’, she said, ‘there’s something that I should have told you before you married me’.
‘What dear‘, Bert replied, ‘you know you can tell me anything’.
‘Well, it’s this’, Ethel said nervously, ‘there’s no good way to say it but I’ve got acute angina’.
‘Thank God for that’, said Bert, ‘because your t!ts are horrible’.
OR
With the takeover by Anglo American now complete it is time to start looking to see if there are any possible legal options.
I have agreed to chair the Sirius Claim group to look at this with ShareSoc because I believe that this represents the best chance to achieve a positive outcome and I would urge all shareholders past and present to read the update here: https://www.sharesoc.org/sharesoc-news/sirius-update-9-14-march-2020/ and register their details to be part of a future claim if one is made.
If you are already a member of ShareSoc then there is no need to register again.
Regards
Paul
Northern,
You are absolutely right. Never trust a Tory though I kind of go one further and never say trust a grown up.
The reason why shares go up as you research something is that you read or heard something that prompted you to research. But that prompt went out at that time specifically to do something and you followed it. What you followed was a marketing spiel albeit a disguised one.
For instance, who will be the winners du to Covid-19. Carex is made by PZC. Is that me being helpful or am I encouraging you to research and invest. And where did I get that info from, was I being led too.
I have a database of all London Stock Exchange shares by sector and use that as a starting point .
i won't mention any names but i wish you all the best of luck in all you'r future investments, and more important the best of health.
Thanks for your friday night ribticklers Tuckupp. They've often brought a smile when spirits have been low. Here's one final one from me before we drift into oblivion.
Whats the definition of an Australian aristocrat?
A man who can trace his lineage back to his father...
A young journalism graduate from Cheshire had gone to work for the Liverpool Echo. His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. An idea came to him and he returned to one of the most remote areas he knew of in his home county of Cheshire.
Deep in the woods, he came upon a farmers house and decided this would be a good place to start.
He introduced himself to the country farmer and explained why he was there. The farmer named Farmer Mahon agreed to answer his questions.
The reporter asked the farmer what event in his life had made him the happiest?
Farmer Mahon replied, "One time a neighbour lost one of his sheep. We all formed a posse and found it. After we all screwed it we took it back to the farmer that lost it."
"I can't print that," said the reporter, "Is there another event that made you really happy?"
Farmer Mahon thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One time the daughter of another local farmer got lost. She was a good-looking young girl. We all formed a posse and found her. After all of us screwed her, we took her back to her daddy."
Again the reporter knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different tack. He asked Farmer Mahon, "Was there any event in your life that has made you really sad?"
Farmer Mahon hung his head and replied, "Well, I got lost once."
Three travelers, an American, a Russian, and a welshmam, were circumnavigating the globe a la Jules Verne. The Russian man put his hand out and reached down into the clouds.
“Aaah!” he said. “We're right over my homeland.”
“How can you tell?” asked the American.
“I can feel the cold air.” he replied.
A few days later the African man put his hand through the clouds.
“Aah we're right over my homeland.” he said.
“How do you know that?” asked the Russian.
“I can feel the heat of the desert.”
Several more days later the welshman put his hand through the clouds.
“Aah, we're right over
Merthyr Tydfil
.” The Russian and the African were amazed.
“How do you know all of that?!” they exclaimed.
The welshman pulled his hand in and held it up for them to see. “My watch is missing.”
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut up."
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion:
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasise, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm."
They go home and follow the therapist's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.
Perplexed, they go back to the therapist. "Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly: "Now THAT'S how you wave a towel, sonny!!!"
Interesting article, I never got too excited or read much into Charley Farley buying a paltry £10k worth in September last year. Imagine the scene around the dining table......I need to make a statement here, show some support to the joe soaps and buy a lot of shares, lets go for £250k! Mmmmmm Oh f*ck it, how much is in the cookie jar, 10 grand that will do. Remember at the time there were still a few who thought the sun shone out of his ars*e
SXX been removed from my google finance watchlist... :-(
Rosewall - well done. Same old story for me at the moment ....the buggers I look at and start to research all seem to go up immediately and I miss the short-term boat. Thats was why I was happy to ride my luck with SXX as I could see the end result despite the ups and downs in a safe. tick all the boxes sector. If the experience clarified anything it was that the Tories dont give two monkeys for Osborne's Northern Powerhouse . 'Never trust a Tory' - to quote the old adage !
Likewise. DTG is up 20% today, and my newfound portfolio is only going up from here after the SXX debacle.
O)hh happy days ... Or something like that. Stay safe out there everyone.
northerisler
I took a punt in MNG on Tuesday, sold up today, made 25%. Not a lot of £ but did wonders for the confidence.
Northerniser.
DTG (dart travel group) ... ie jet2 holidays which everyone knows, and fowler welch (who the heel are they ... ? ) , check it out.
Steelydan,
Yes, it is out of our hands. The shares can't be sold easily. They will buy your shares at 5.5p and you have no say in the matter. Payments will be made no later than 30th Mar which means you will get the actual cash early to mid April.
Given that the shares were suspended at 5.5p or near enough then that is the market price. If they were able to change the amount to be paid then it is likely that it would be thrown out of court and if they were foolish enough to put a revised offer to a vote the I think there would be a different result. Sometimes a bird in the hand etc .......... Not always wise to act clever with so many angry people.
with the increase in world wide coronovirus infection, we are at the start of huge rise of infections as the curve rises higher
CF you could help save the world and help to flatten this curve, as you are the master...