RE: Wow!26 Mar 2021 10:57
Pandemonium in the village! A stranger, a Mr Acronym, has turned up at the doors of the Dog & Duck (Take-Away Service Only) with devastating news. Someone has stolen the canal! Everyone is a-flutter. My dear father, Mr Keeper, fears the dread of the Workhouse before him and Miss Wemyss, so heavily invested in the Canal Company, has succumbed to one of her periodic bouts of The Vapours, as she sees her cherished new harmonium recede further from her grasp. A search party has been hastily organised by Sir Jasper. For Champion, at least, this is a godsend. Fetched back from his wretched life as a cab-horse for his specialist forensic knowledge of what a canal looks like. Though, because equine olfactory powers have not the strength of the canine, the Border Terrier of a passing vagabond has also been pressed into service. He and Champion have formed a working partnership that may overcome our disaster. "You sniff it out, I'll tell you if it's blue".