RE: Trend30 Jun 2025 09:14
September Results:
Matt Moulding swaggered onto the THG stage, clutching a Myprotein shaker like a microphone. “Big news” he grinned, “for once, we didn’t torch all the cash!” The crowd gasped. Matt clicked the slide: profit. Real profit. Then another: dividends. Suddenly, a confetti cannon fired, pelting the audience with 10% off Lookfantastic vouchers and notes reading: “Hell has officially frozen over.”