Notpotalot/Paternostpauper where are you?18 May 2026 09:37
Given the unexplained absence of certain posters lately, it is probably only fair to any new viewers who might be contemplating putting hard earned taxed income in here to review some of the comments posted by the ramp team in the run up to this spring, and which were presumably posted entirely to attract spike money.
Fri 22/1/26
paternostpauper
Posts: 358
Price: 0.385
Strong Buy
'The Ambrose Dream TeamToday 21:33
Seven consecutive “blocked” posts on a blue day tells me everything I need to know. LOL
The desperation of the naysayers knows no bounds – and the newsflow hasn’t even started yet.
I fear for the sanity of Porky and his parrots over the coming months. With an absolute minimum cash runway into July already confirmed and multiple RNS imminent, Porky could well self-check in to the local abattoir. The lorry reversing toward the sty, isn’t delivering feed. 🐷 🫨 ⚡ 🌭
Anyone for a bacon butty or sausage cob?'
01/04/2026 Notpotalot
RE: Microcap of the year 2026?
'Unable Seamen Ratcliffe, very enjoyable post but just a naysayer dream.
You see, there is no iceberg. Admiral Eccleston chartered the waters in advance and confirmed whispered tales of icebergs, man-eating whales and sea-monsters were simply told to scare passengers to the lifeboats. So, the Admiral calmly took the helm and rang up full steam ahead on the Chadburn. SS Valirx smoothly cruised on steady, deliberate, and entirely untroubled, as the outline of the New World began to rise on the horizon.
Meanwhile those who stayed behind on the quayside were destined to forever rue their missed opportunity, still clutching their well thumbed books of maritime superstition.
History tends to be written by those who boarded, not those who stayed behind telling ghost stories.'
Sadly, these people will be back in a week or two, spouting the same stuff at new low ranges.