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REVD OLDSHAREDOG’S SUNDAY SERMON — QBT EDITION

The Gospel of the Good Ship Quantum, Re‑Entering for the 47th Time (But This One Really Counts)

Beloved congregation of the QBT forum, gather round, for today we witness a sacred event:

the re‑entry of the Good Ship OSD quantum‑powered cousin — the Good Ship QBT, a vessel so experimental that even the laws of physics have filed formal complaints.

Let us open our hymnals to Method A, Verse 3, and begin.

1. The Re‑Entry Begins

The Good Ship QBT appears in the sky, glowing, spinning, and making a noise that can only be described as “AI‑enhanced wheezing”.

Phimx swears this is “normal for a quantum craft”.

Useless Steve insists it’s “definitely bullish”.

All4 is already drafting a 19‑paragraph post explaining why this is “the moment we’ve been waiting for since 2021”.

Meanwhile, Capt Mickey stands at the helm shouting:

“STAY CALM — THE ALGORITHM IS STILL OPTIMISING.”

2. The Crew Emerges

First off the ramp is The Box Photographer, clutching 14 new photos of a mysterious black box that looks exactly like the last black box, except this one has a slightly different shadow.

He declares: “This proves everything.”

No one knows what “everything” is, but we all nod respectfully.

Next comes MSUK, who announces that he predicted this re‑entry last week, last month, and also retroactively in 2022.

Then Useless Steve steps forward, proudly holding a graph that goes up, down, sideways, loops twice, and ends in a question mark.

He calls it “quantum price action”.

3. The Market Reacts

The share price does what it always does during a QBT event:

It moves 0.02p, then stops, then moves 0.01p, then stops again, as if the market itself is waiting for the next RNS to decide whether to breathe in or out.

4. The Holy Lesson of the Day

My children, hear this truth:

A company that can announce Method A, Method B, Method C, a box, a lab, a partnership, an optimisation, a pre‑optimisation, and a post‑pre‑optimisation — and STILL re‑enter the atmosphere — is a company worth believing in.

Let the doubters doubt.

Let the shorters short.

Let the trolls troll.

Let the Italian lab source remain mysteriously silent.

For we, the faithful, know:

Every re‑entry is simply preparation for the next breakthrough.

And the next.

And the next.

And the one after that, which will definitely be the big one. Probably.

Go forth, QBT faithful

Carry hope in your hearts, humour in your souls, and patience in quantities previously thought impossible by modern science.

Amen, and may your hash rates be ever optimised.

DOG BLESS YOU ALL.

REVD OLDSHAREDOG’S SUNDAY SERMON

On the Triumphant (and Slightly Smoky) Re‑Entry of the Good Ship Crober

Brothers, sisters, long‑suffering shareholders and those who only turned up for the biscuits — gather close, for today we celebrate a miracle rarely seen in these waters: the re‑entry of the Good Ship Crober, singed at the edges, rattling at the bolts, but somehow still majestically wobbling back into port.

Let us cast our minds back to the launch. Oh, the optimism. Oh, the charts. Oh, the number of times Capt. Crober shouted “FULL STEAM AHEAD” while the rest of the crew quietly Googled “how to steer a ship during a market squall”.

And yet here we are — the vessel returning from the great cosmic unknown, where the share price drifted so far into deep space that even NASA refused to track it.

Callit, the ship’s engineer, emerges first, covered in soot and insisting that the engines are “running exactly as intended”, which is technically true if the intention was “unexpected explosions at random intervals”.

Colenal staggers down the gangplank next, clutching the emergency sausage roll rations, claiming he “only ate the ones that were already broken”. A likely story.

MSUK follows, holding a clipboard full of charts that all point in different directions, but he assures us this is “bullish divergence convergence of the macro‑micro‑mega‑trend”. Amen.

And finally, Capt. Crober himself steps forward, cape fluttering, eyebrow singed, declaring:

“Fear not, for the mission was a success — we have returned with data.”

What data?

Unclear.

Possibly unreadable.

Potentially upside down.

But data nonetheless.

And so, dear congregation, what is the lesson for us this fine Sunday?

It is this:

Even when the ship leaves orbit, even when the charts look like a toddler’s Etch‑A‑Sketch, even when the crew are held together by caffeine and blind optimism — the Good Ship Crober always finds its way home.

Let the doubters doubt.

Let the shorters short.

Let Lemonhead continue to insist he “never bought any anyway”.

For we, the faithful, know that every re‑entry is simply preparation for the next launch.

Go forth this week with courage, humour, and the unshakeable belief that if Crober can return from the void, then so can your portfolio.

Amen and pass the sausage rolls.

DOG BLESS YOYU ALL

ARISE SIRMARK & F OFF BACK TO TXP :)

David 777 - sorry hadn't seen that post - which makes it all the more pertinent.

Doesn't change the fact that Roger is still a clown.

Roger - FYI - I once sued a large PLC successfully - I didn't have any legal qualifications, no high up contacts, no endless access to funds. BUT I WON !!

Your whole premise is that ppl have to be legally qualified to take on a legal stance.

YOU ARE WRONG

You also try to ridicule the background of successful ppl, and their ability to utilise previous contacts and situations to their benefit.

That's what business is built on - contacts & relationships - with a good product of course, or service.

So trying to belittle that aspect again

YOU ARE WRONG.

You started the week stating that we would be at 0.50p

YOU WERE WRONG.

The moral of this post is 3 wrongs don't ever make ROGER THE CLOWN right.

OSD - Always happy to help.

Maybe next week :)

So what you're saying is that one of us is going to be top dog :)

I think you're right 😇

So, are we to assume that the USA figures will reflect the confidence that is being shown by recruiting ??

I hope so - although no doubt there will be a poster who will see it as a negative 🙄

There is also market 'chat' regarding UK private health care providers building interest here.

We need some news please OBD :)

What an opportunity - i think this could be a head turner in 3 months - I'm in !!

I hope it does fly - that would retrieve some of my losses here :)

I also hope today doesn't see a co ordinated P&D undertaken - that would just rub salt into an already deep wound !!

OSD - staying positive - for now !!

Personally I would not trust the info.

Kingalf - And your thesis behind your in-depth conclusion ??

At least if your going to post wild assumptions you may be courteous enough to explain.

Nforbes - Definitely above .75 on next results - If, and it's a very speculative if , there is just a hint of anyone showing an ounce of common sense regarding adopting the most reliable test in the market ATM, there will be HUGE demand. The SP would undoubtedly be way over 10p and beyond.

Now, there are going to be a number of posts mentioning NICE etc - but they haven't, as previously, done their homework - adoption of a specialized test/drug can be adopted without the usual hurdles - I will await any posts before pulling the trigger :)

All i can add is that I have invested and continued to top up, because the product is robust and already out in the market. All we need is the hint of a major adopting the product - and whoooosh off we go.

DYOR - GLA

OSD 😇

Going steadily forward - I'm holding on a free ride now so no need to get jumpy or angst :)

I said last week that I thought that it would reach 3P & I still believe that that is possible now.

OSD - Likes the relaxed feeling

DYOR - AIMHO - GLA

The re rate will be along in short order - I have taken the opportunity to top up slightly.

Results are due, which IMHO will show a sustained increase in both teh USA & European markets.

It is also interesting that independent analysts are now calling 1p target here within the next 3 months.

The market is waiting for the news - SO AM I !!

OSD - now 2.15 ML & thats a wrap !!

I do wish that we could roast some of these old chestnuts 🙄

FFX - Ever booked a holiday for the following year and then circumstances change ??

Flights are altered, hotel burns down, war breaks out, you have a medical scare - all sorts of circumstances can change !!

All the talk of the ATS conference is a bit daft - NFX would have booked this 6 months ago - or more. They probably have other events that they have booked also, giving them presence and continuity within the sectors community.

But it is about time they signed something other than the room bill !!

OSD - Watching the schoolchildren sailing their bathtubs !! that's what I call them anyway :)

📜 The Oldsharedog Sunday Sermon (SCGL Edition)

“The Parable of the Static Share Price”

Brethren, sisters, lurkers, and those who only appear when the bid moves half a tick…

We gather once more in the sacred halls of St. Sealand of the Perpetual RNS, where the candles flicker, the chart trembles, and the faithful refresh their screens with the devotion of monks tapping rosary beads.

Let us reflect on the week gone by — a week in which the share price moved no where, but with all the grace and predictability of Capt Crober reversing a forklift, and yet the faithful remained. For faith is not measured in pence, but in how many times you check the trades list even though you know full well nothing has happened, and probably will never increase again. Even MSUK has cancelled their weekly subscription and moved to IMM, where they can doodle until the wee small hours, moving support lines and blowing out candles.

And lo, the congregation was visited by the usual prophets:

Colenal, preaching the gospel of “It’s coming, lads, trust me, I’ve seen things.”

Callit, who calls it, calls it wrong, calls it again, and still calls it with conviction.

Lemonhead, offering sour wisdom and vitamin C in equal measure.

MSUK, descending from the mountain with tablets of stone reading: “BUY THE DIP, YOU COWARDS.”

RedHammy, squeaking truths no one asked for but everyone reads.

And yet, despite the noise, the message remains eternal:

“Blessed are the patient, for they shall inherit the multi‑bag — eventually, probably, maybe, depending on the next RNS.”

So stride into the week ahead with courage.

Hold your shares with the serenity of a monk who has already accepted that enlightenment may arrive after the next placing.

And remember:

Hope is not a strategy, but it’s the only thing keeping half the board from selling, apart from being unable to !!

Go forth, refresh responsibly, and may the spread narrow in your favour, once the jar is opened again.

DOG BLESS YOU ALL.

I would have been hugely disappointed if they hadn't attended.

These types of conferences and events are sometimes a springboard for companies like NFX - what we actually could do with is a shareholder with a megaphone shouting 'where are the partners' :)

GLA.