ASIC ULTRA BOOST - THE TRUTH28 Apr 2026 08:19
Useless Steve has mashed together one paragraph from an EPO communication, misunderstood the law, and then drawn conclusions that simply do not follow.
Useless Steve’s argument collapses once you understand how the EPO actually works. He treats a routine early‑stage objection as a final legal conclusion, misreads Article 52 EPC, and then leaps to sweeping claims that simply don’t follow.
1. The examiner’s comment isn’t a verdict
The “pen and paper” line is a standard preliminary objection. It means the current wording of the claim doesn’t yet express a technical feature. It does not mean the invention is unpatentable. Examiners raise this all the time before applicants amend claims to highlight the technical effect.
2. Mathematical methods are excluded only “as such”
Useless Steve quotes Article 52(2) but ignores 52(3), which limits the exclusion:
Mathematical methods are excluded only to the extent the application relates to them as such.
This is why Europe grants patents on algorithms for video compression, cryptography, error‑correction, signal processing, and machine‑learning. They all involve maths. They are patentable because they produce a technical effect.
So Useless Steve’s blanket claim that “Methods A, B and C are clearly not eligible” is legally wrong. The EPO grants algorithmic patents EVERY WEEK !!
3. The “pen and paper” test is diagnostic, not disqualifying
The examiner is saying:
“You haven’t yet shown the technical contribution in the claim wording.”
That’s all.
It’s not a statement about the underlying invention. It’s a prompt to amend.
4. The hardware angle isn’t a ‘side‑step’
Useless Steve imagines some plot to “side‑step Article 52 by insisting Method C must run on hardware”. In reality, demonstrating a technical implementation is one of the normal, accepted ways to establish technical character. It’s not a loophole — it’s exactly what the EPO guidelines require.
5. Useless Steve’s conclusion doesn’t follow from the evidence
He takes:
one early objection
on one version of one claim
before amendments
before arguments
before technical effects are clarified
…and declares the methods “clearly not eligible”.
That’s not analysis. It’s wishful thinking dressed as certainty.
Useless Steve as usual tries to skew the facts to fit his narrative
In short:
Useless Steve misunderstood the law, misread the examiner, ignored Article 52(3), and jumped from a routine procedural comment to a sweeping, incorrect conclusion. Nothing in the examiner’s note proves the methods are unpatentable — it only proves the claims need to be rewritten to emphasise the technical contribution, which is standard practice.
A more comprehensive explanation can easily be posted to bash you around the head with - unless of course you STOP posting false narratives to suit your own agenda.
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