RE: Iran25 Mar 2026 16:55
BP's share price is probably a reasonably good barometer of where this is going.
Good morning, global economy! Here’s your 5-day outlook for the Strait of Hormuz.
It’s going to be a stormy one, with high pressure building in from Tehran, making things absolutely unbearable for maritime navigation. Expect heavy, unexpected showers of kinetic, explosive, and perhaps "unsolicited" drone activity. Visibility is near zero, largely due to the massive, thick fog of uncertainty blanketing the Gulf.
Looking at our radar, we have a massive traffic jam of 150 tankers—anchored outside just watching—as the strait is experiencing a 100% chance of an effective, non-legal shutdown.
If you were planning to sail through with consumer goods, prepare for a long, scenic detour around the Cape of Good Hope, adding about two weeks to your commute and a few zeroes to your insurance premiums.
In short: Stay inside, hold onto your Brent crude, and don't trust the GPS—reports suggest it’s actively trying to take you to a random, unlisted port in a very, very bad mood.