A squid/seahorse/puffin...1 Mar 2019 09:32
walk into a bar, ask for bath of seawater, barman serves them then turns to them and says 'funny seeing you lot here, hey you know there was a rope in here the other day.......I asked if it was of age and it said it was a frayed knot' .....blushing Squid/seahorse/puffin hastily make for the exit!