Re. Ropey spelling10 Jul 2019 10:23
Would a Squid joke do?.........A man goes into a seafood restaurant, examines the dishes on offer and calls to the waiter 'I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip'. The waiter calls 'Gervais!.....a French chef appears with a large knife and the waiter instructs him to kill the squid. Gervais notices a tear running down the face of the squid and admits he hasn't the heart to kill it. Waiter then calls to the kitchen 'Hans!'......and an enormous German man emerges, he is the dish washer. The waiter asks Hans to kill the squid, so he fetches a large rolling pin with which to whack it.....but before he can, it lets out a little whimpering cry and Hans too says he can't kill it.
'Well Sir,....' says the waiter 'that just goes to show that... Hans that do dishes can be mild as Gervais with mild green hairy lip squid!'