RE: April outlook..........10 Apr 2026 12:54
I can hear it now Xi Jinping on the phone to Vlad, ............. Hello 11 its Vlad here, hello Vlad its Xi not 11, Vlad, now listen, Donny has messed up in Iran and oil prices have gone through the roof, have you got any spare? ..... 11, its all part of my master plan to crash the Western imperialist filthy pig economies, yes OK Vlad, I understand that, have you got any spare oil? 11, I will contact comrade Carver to tell him to announce a massive oil discovery, that he discovered a few years back, Vlad its Xi not 11, leave it with me 11