Keep smiling - we're not alone25 Feb 2022 10:07
Synairgen's situation is something akin to a company I heard of who were developing a new tablet to ease headaches many years ago. Following excellent Phase 1 lab results they started real-world testing:
Phase 2 - "We got 500 volunteers horrifically drunk. The following day, they all awoke with headaches. We administered "Headacheaway" to 250, whose heads all cleared within 2 hours, with no fatalities or even side-effects. The placebo group were all complaining of banging heads for days. Buoyed by these results we moved onto P3"
Phase 3 - "We increased to 1000 volunteers. Similar method to P2, but this time the 500 people administered "Headacheaway" were subjected to music at 140db and strobe lighting. These people all recovered and no one died, but it took a bit longer, bringing results closer to the placebo groups. However, we saw enough encouragement to progress to a further phase"
Phase 3b - "At great cost to the company in Stella and Whisky, we increased to 2000 volunteers. Similar to P2 and P3 methods, except this time unbeknownst to us, the 1000 people administered "Headacheaway" were either given a ****tail of other potions, including sulphuric acid and mustard gas or hit around the head repeatedly with a 2" x 2" thick piece of wood. Although most people survived, which is encouraging, these people are still complaining of headaches.
We feel that this proves that "Headacheaway" isn't feasible to progress any further in this type of trial at the moment".
Just a little something to try and raise a smile after a tough week :-)