RE: astounding, unprecedented' demand for testing in UK15 Dec 2021 21:43
Got arrested yesterday by the web police after Kate rang them up complaining about me.....She was right they do exist and I doubted her.
I got interviewed and remanded in custody as it was deemed a very serious matter and the web police thought I may be a flight risk and also for my own protection as Kate is well connected if you know what I mean.(She is good friends with Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael and other sewer creatures)
Went to the Web Crown Court today and got in front of the judge and after he heard all the facts he said I was innocent. The reason being was he didn't think anybody was interested in anything Kate had to post on here!