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Bot flies on starboard rigging , kamikaze Semtex has brought vampires with him load the canons with garlic !

just woke in my quarters by a minging stench , thought it was septic Lils seaweed thong left from last nights celebrations and no the reek is coming from the port side , its cluster of snivelling bot flies licking the spilt champagne of our magnificent Galleon , juice up the flame thrower !

I assume your invested here and longer than 3 weeks , negotiations take time especially for a deal of magnitude and this is the prize for majority of investors who have researched & noted this for months , the camaraderie aboard is good moral crack and the result of relentless deramping attacks from shorting toxic pile lickers hence ‘Bot fly ‘ who only come on these boards to disrupt the knowledgeable investors who have plied hard earned dosh in the treasure chest and protect there investment at all costs, All investors welcome aboard .

Three Bot fly stooges milking the nipple of desperation

Boomerang Bot fly is back , perhaps if not invested on this galleon , go and build your own however a word of advice the pointy end goes to the front !

Ian , would offer eye surgery aboard the the Galleon to save you a few doubloons , unfortunately we only have medieval rusting instruments ,a surgeon that’s sozzled on Rum and guaranteed bags of pain , so probably not selling to you ! ,

Morning troops , early morning bot flies desperately clutching at straws , can someone give the decks a once over with the wind powered Dyson !
Good to shipmates out early , Ian hope your lamp gets sorted .

Boomerang Bot fly , toss them overboard on the port side and land back on starboard side , Fresh artillery required !

Ann summers Bot fly

Looks like a new breed of Bot flies hatched ‘boomerang Bot flies ‘ they just keep coming back , shipmates juice up the flame thrower

Perhaps I will get the medieval load haler out , that’s the crows nest by the way and underline by the method of shouting ! , The salty sea dogs invested here are completely happy locked in to this magnificent beast awaiting a Titan payout , only seems to be last minute limpet shipmates & of course the Bot flies flapping like a Halibut in the sun !

Especially pedantic Bot flies

That’s a feeble way to come aboard unfortunately no bot flies aloud

None of the salty sea Dogs are sweating it , we have been aboard for months and happy to wait months for the right deal , only the last minute shipmates hanging on the rigging seem to be flapping like a beached flounder , plenty of Rum & salty nibbles .

I’m positive about the future for Tally and had an email listing 5 reasons to use Tally should get that popping up all over , I’m sure the guys have it in hand .

Perhaps Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill on Black beards Island , Rum & Salty sea wenches & pirates all round where your guaranteed food poisoning, horrendous hangover & a irritating itch on your salty sea cucumber ! It’s like a medieval weatherspoons !

I agree plenty of news to come and had a nibble , maybe a long pipeline but in no rush

All generally sounds more positive and communication always eases the frustration, as a lot of anger on here lately , let’s see where we are in 6 months I’m positive all will be in a better position .

Far to much squabbling on the decks , perhaps share a rum with fellow shipmates or scrub the decks , for months before Xmas the hardcore shipmates researched ,backed , & stuffed & buffed the canons out at sea on a daily basis fighting of relentless bot fly attacks until the treasure chest was spotted and now await the kings ransom , plenty of fresh shipmates & new accounts have dived aboard for a slice of the swashbuckling action , choking the decks with cut n paste & squabbling not necessary & kills the ambience ! we might be anchored for months so I suggest grab some rope & weave yourself a hammock and if not invested perhaps the reek of a bot fly .

Excellent stix40 , extra Rum for that gentleman