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I would expect every dude, lady etc on here must have hard earned dookaroos in the treasure chest ,otherwise why loggin , in my eyes and many other salty shipmates that was a wise and potentially very profitable , That’s why we are all here and a slice of harmless crack , no need for squabbling of fallouts , perhaps save that for the Bot flies !

All shipmates return to the decks of this mighty beast , There’s a whiff in the air of Bot flies , Crank up the new improved Medieval Dyson on full suction , if you note the engine has upgraded with an additional 30 hp this will guarantee to suck there feasting ,Negative ,shorting wings & eyeballs clean off ! Additional Rum rations all Round !

Oh and if your a little impatient to lay in your Hammock , the Pirates Mermaid bar is offering a Sunday special on a selection of Hideous salty sea temptress who are happy for a dram of Rum to polish your musket & nibble your whelks !

Many investors on here flustering over the value of our treasure chest and if Black beard has run off with it , that’s assuming you are invested and not a green eyed bot fly vomiting negativity , Our treasure chest is safe and the largest ever made medieval abacus is been used to calculate its potential value , Hardcore long term shipmates have backed this for months and are happy to lay in our Hammocks supping Rum while awaiting a biblical mouth watering Deal which is perhaps in a short pipeline .

Looks like a skeleton Crew on board today guarding the treasure , Had to take a boat to shore for a slice of R & R , perhaps a few on here could do with a Rum & loosen your Bullets ! The Treasure is locked and loaded !

The quality hardcore investor shipmates that have been sailing the stormy waters for months on this Biblical war Galleon watching our treasure chest bulge with doubloons , fighting off many attacks form toxic, feasting , krevis nibbling Bot Flies and verbal vomit from maggot man , We are now anchored on the sunny shores of treasure island awaiting the ink to parchment which will come in the meantime have a Rum and polish your Musket including all the new recruits who climbed the rigging last week after viewing the Wave crashing power of this mighty beast . Perhaps post a couple of deck hands in the crows nest and man the canons for potential pincer manoeuvre from the Bot flies .

Stuck my bugle in to see the relentless negativity continued from the buffalo Bill bot flies with night vision goggles trying to board the Galleon , Excellent repellent from the shipmates protecting the treasure , there must be other Rotting carcasses for these persistent nibblers to feast on

The treasure chest was locked last weekend , the wise researched long term investors are gladly polishing the doubloons , no amount of negative bleating on here will get your grubby maulers on the jewels . Prepare the Bot fly catapult full tension !

Are you bonkers Ian ! , if I divulge my whereabouts , Officer Dibble, HMRC , CSA and even captain Black Beard Chasing last nights bar bill , will all be coming for a piece of my spotty ,hairy Krevis !

Ian , your a salty sea dog who has been on board this Galleon sailing for months along side many of us long term shipmates , and often list the combined views of the hardcore crew and is always noted , not sure if appreciated by all on here as either dived on the rigging last week or green eyed bot flies . Extra Rations of Rum for that man .

Even with our treasure chest locked and loaded , they still clutch at the biggest straws with old and new accounts never existed on here a week ago , serious bot fly’s .

dealer55 , to the catapult with him , he’s a bot fly !

Exactly Beast ! Shipmates , king Bot fly tried and failed before , these maggots should have no air time , load them all in the medieval Catapult whilst doused in burning Tar ! Sale of the century is in the pipeline for all invested !

It’s inevitable the troops are getting restless , however , we all did our research and were wise enough to get on board prior to anchor dropping , keep one boot on the treasure chest and the other sailing elsewhere in smaller vessels , I am. In the meantime Black Beards mermaid bar is offering a two for one offer on a Hearty breakfast with a scabby salty sea vixen for good measure .

Yes quality and perhaps so but until then Looks like for now We are currently anchored in port guarding our treasure until the monumental parchment signing , however can continue the shipmates entertainment of catapult the bot fly !

Where’s all the Hardcore crew & Shipmates ? , perhaps still in Black beards mermaid bar celebrating , where for a couple of doubloons you can have unlimited Rum , your beard trimmed and your sea cucumber nibbled by the roughest salty sea wench

When our suspenders are taking off this will be biblical , parting of the sea and our mighty Galleon will thrust straight onto the beach of treasure island laden with serious bounty ! And that island will be bot fly free .

The Treasure chest is stuffed with doubloons and is locked and loaded for all wise enough get on board if not or trapped in with half mast trousers on your clutching at the biggest batch of straws and no amount of new accounts and Krevis nibbling will gain the treasure chest key . More Rum for the troops!

Apparently they have now collected enough octopus to squeeze the huge amount of required ink to sign the biblical deal cheque ! Rum and Horderves been served on the top deck for all invested ,casual pirate attire will suffice , the entertainment of Catapult the Bot fly begins at sunset .

Majority of the Bot flies seem to have finished there life cycle , they seem to floating upside down legs in the air twitching with a very sad a gloomy expression , another huge failed attempt at sinking the Galleon !