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Always lashings of mashings aboard this fine Galleon , we have marvellous assortment of weaponry and the finest crew , going to be difficult to get onboard now mind . Extra Rum rations all round !

Shipmates have the decks been cleaned of feasting nibblers , had a fumigation crew in overnight but I think they may have forgot to plug the medieval Dyson in .

Shipmates the relentless pounding on here from fresh hatchlings is pointless , the treasure chest was locked on Friday and all invested have a hand in the Treasure , Absolutely No amount of negative bleating or verbal vomit will get the Key , The Bot flies will have to find a new Carcass to feast on ! ,

Is the ocean air a little clearer tonight or are we still infested ?

All the salty sea dog investors have been grafting for months and longer to research & invest in this company , some days with tumbleweeds blowing around on deck , now the treasure chest is bulging and has been noted , every toxic maggot are desperately trying to climb the rigging but to late , perhaps wait for next boat , hold on bring me the telescope I think I can see king bot in his bath tub on the horizon thumb a lift with him !

The bot flys are desperate , I think your bath tubs sprung a leak if you buzz hard you might make it to anthrax island , meanwhile the pirates will carry on partying !

These are a new breed of negative nibblers , ‘green eyed monster eight hour shift bot flies ‘ no amount of verbal vomit will get them on board the Galleon with our mighty canons and it’s had 3 licks of anti bot fly paint .

Can someone row to shore for a jet wash all the invested shipmates are covered in bot fly vomit !

Has the plague of toxic bot flies disappeared yet

Still infested, Come 5pm the call centres close on bot fly island they disappear back to the swamps , where as all invested will still be supping Rum & devouring Lobster having our doubloons polished !

Extremely relaxed aboard the ship supping Rum counting the doubloons , if you look over the starboard side and wave at bot fly island , sad , lonely , snivelling in a huddle .

Persistent Krevis nibblers , crank up the bot fly Dyson full suction !

Have the call centres opened as same cluster of negative nibblers , the boat has sailed .

Quality assets Quality facts Quality stock , If your on board !

The bot flies have emerged from the larvae ! You couldn’t make it up ! Someone give Rentokil a ring

I suspect all fellow shipmates enjoyed a Rum last night especially the regular long term crew and the few who have boarded before raising anchor , I’m confident doubloons are on the table for our treasure chest hence the huge canon stuffing over last months underlined by the biggest swarm of fresh negative toxic bot flies desperately disrupting as cannot board the Galleon as left port , however monster swarm on its way this morn they have more chance of platting fog !

All shipmates can feast tonight aboard this biblical Galleon there’s a spot at the table for all salty sea dogs invested ! Rum & Lobster all round and a nocturnal bonus to ‘ruskiemoley ‘a rummage in the finest mermaids purse !

Looks like the 9-5pm call centre bot fly invasion have gone back to the swamp just a few green eyed bot fly stragglers desperate for a feed from the lucrative Galleon .

Shipmates for months the crew have backed this quality Galleon with throbbing canons , attacked on a daily basis by negative Krevis nibbling bot flies , now there climbing the rigging begging for some scrag ends and clogging our celebratory board up with snivelling drivel ! Extra rations of Rum for all shipmates !

Looks like maggot man has laid a fresh batch of bot fly eggs , unfortunately they are all a day late to the party .