Member Info for Tillywhiz

No need for any shipmates to get there hands in there pockets , Free bar at Velvet Mermaids , the only thing dipping in your pocket will be Septic Lil grappling with your winkles , best to let her she’s the size of Moby Dick covered in barnacles and has the angriest growler resembles a ling in a kelp forest .

I heard a shout from the crows nest , massive weeping Bot fly on the port rigging ! Can someone empty the latrine over the port side !

Are we still leaking Bot flies must be getting in through Joints in the Hull, send a couple of shipmates to give it a lick of Tar , and if you see any Bot flies give them a lick , then feathers , then toss them overboard to resemble buzzard clagnuts

Good to see a serious heartbeat , great potential for future

Just having my Rum & cornflakes ,can one of the shipmates grease the rigging , The bot flies are getting desperate, there is no speculation, we are all locked in the treasure chest , biblical deal when the chest is opened ! , probably wouldn’t advise Rum on your cornflakes every morning , I lost 2 stone & my pirate license!

Plenty of salty sea dogs out on deck tonight , quality ambience returning , a lot of grumbling pirates today flapping that Black Beard & his bot flies are running off with our treasure , more chance of Diane Abbott calculating our biblical deal celebration bar bill at Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill , where every shipmate will be bathed in rum & have there sea urchins nibbled by a randy Russian vixen with a face like a battered Haddock .

DIftk , prepare the medieval catapult there’s been a wif of bot flies

Selector , perhaps the technique of polishing doubloons is a little rusty , I suggest bags of Rum some medieval lube , ‘goose fat’ and I evening at the mermaids bar with the salty sea wenches that should buff your blunderbus

Lay in your Hammock , polish your doubloons and wait for the kings Ransom !

New account , play on words , wif of a hatched bot fly , shipmates grease the plank

Been trying to have a siesta in my Hammock and all I can hear is squabbling on the decks ! , not necessary, all the wise invested hardcore shipmates have been noting why this was and is a great investment for months , they know who they are and have fought through many a battle to get where we are now , I’ve noted a large number of new shipmates who perhaps have only climbed aboard in recent weeks after leaving sxx,sound,ggp etc to get a mauler on the treasure based on the information listed , then often revamp it, through a bit of salt on it and rewrite it as if you’ve been at sea for months and then complain when no news regarding deal after a week , Have a Rum and scrub the decks , and if you’re not invested the bot fly catapult is on the port side .

Extra Rum on your cornflakes this morning for the quality shipmates especially the hardcore crew ,for continued knowledgable posts nailed to the ships bulkhead for all new recruits to read, Great graft ! Not a bad place to be , anchored off Megadeal island awaiting ink to parchment .

Looking for a couple of shipmates to row to shore for a barrel of The finest Rum and half a dozen of pimp Red Beards salty sea wenches with the hottest lobster pots ! , I think a celebrations in order for yet another triumphant day repelling the Bot flies , mind the last one was more of a aphid and a mere woft of my mighty canon sent him to a Haddocks supper .

Have spluttered a bit , however perhaps dragging this golden carcass Slowly to the launch pad , I like the product & gold very healthy at present , I’m happy with that .

Great aboard this Galleon for all the wise invested Shipmates ! , unlimited Rum, Huge bulging treasure chest , powerful pulsating canons , bags of gags , and the snivelling, feasting negative short bot flies have had there legs and wings removed and tossed overboard and now resemble croutons floating back to anthrax island

Thought I’d row back to the Galleon for some nosebag and noticed a couple of rather pathetic boarding attempts by the Bot flies , Excellent repellent by the shipmates ! , however when there’s a sniff of ink to parchment the green eyed swarm of bot flies will darken the skies so perhaps prepare all weaponry .

Can you hear that , ... gentle creak of the salty shipmates hammocks swinging while potential bidders rake together a mountain of dosh for our treasure chest ! Good to see the Medieval bot fly catapult worked a treat we are almost Bot fly free ,for now . Man the canons I’m off to sail some smaller vessels .

All the shipmates are still aboard the Galleon carrying out a bit of maintenance after all those weeks at sea also perhaps having a sail in some smaller vessels until the Bankers boat turns up with the Kings Ransom

Fresh week troops and sitting very pretty here for all fellow shipmates invested we have potential deal pans boiling in every direction ,let’s see what monumental offering gets brought to the table ! Many of us long term salty sea dogs have backed this for months or longer and a few have so eloquently listed the quality reasons for been where we are now , and I’m sure when the offer for the treasure chest lands will put a tingle in every shipmates Mutton musket .

Nice one Saxon axe ! Although disappointed for the shipmates if they new Big sally was in there they would all swarmed there for a fiddle with her Lobster pot ! Serious R&R for the crew