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Decks are fully cleared after cranking up the medieval Dyson with Bot fly suck & kill attachment !

The Bot fly alarm has been sounded so grabbed my blunderbus and rowed back to the Galleon

Morning shipmates, looks like the bargain hunters will be out in the markets today & why not , might have go on a coracle myself . Let’s see if we get any crumbs from the conference today we are certainly anchored in prime position with all shipmates salivating in anticipation.
I see they cancelled the Houston energy meet due to the Billy Ray Sirus

Flapping like a fresh Dab on a hot grill is not necessary , this deal is huge and won’t be on the back of a woodbine packet , if you were wise enough to climb aboard the Galleon before suspension with all other shipmates then let’s raise the anchor & sail to Canada for Terms for our vast treasure ,All Bot fly scum found aboard this magnificent Galleon to be Keel Hauled through jellyfish bay with there sea urchins removed !

Brand him and fire the Bot fly from the medieval catapult !

Just been out on deck perhaps we could give the Galleon a once over with medieval polish let’s have it gleaming in preparation for incoming news from the conference week , all shipmates on deck & looking dapper!
Is there a hint of feeble bot fly on here ?

Should say ‘gels investors ‘ ,
Far to much Rum last night , had to nail bar my eyes open this morn & look like a Apache moccasin with eyes !

Morning shipmates , said it before , many of the salty sea dogs have seen it so many times , maggots using social media or rotting bot flies patrolling these boards for one thing & one thing only , disrupting toxic agenda even attempting to mingle under any means ! And your naive if think otherwise , I use jovial metaphors as crack & it gets the genuine investors which is a powerful tool , and it’s a great filtering method to sniff out the rotting Bot flies who are hatched by larger king bot flies , like oilslick Quim & maggot man, etc yesterday proved the large trustworthy group of shipmates all enjoying been aboard & wise enough to have mitts on this biblical treasure payout !

Rowed to shore for a skin full of the finest ,climbed back on deck to find a stray mutt wandering, crank up the barbecue get supper on !
Good to see you shipmate Luc onboard

Read back through board, Pompeyrod , missed your question regarding naming the Galleon , will take suggestions from the salty crew ! , saxonaxe there must be a watering hole called the Mermaid if not suggest we open one !

Oilslick Quim Reeks of a toxic Bot fly pull his wings off & chuck him overboard

Think I’ve been at sea to long , even my flea ridden parrot looks sexy

Excellent turnout on deck today from all invested shipmates ! , I think that many of you number crunching ,financial wizard shipmates have covered all potential guesstimates for the value of the kings Ransom , I’m convinced we will have a clarification of biblical talks this week with further updates to follow , which sounds piratetastic !
Unfortunately this will bring the toxic, shorting,rectum nibbling bot flies to new levels of desperate flesh feasting but to no avail as every shipmate will be lining the Galleon urinating on there pathetic snivelling heads .
When the nuke drops for deal terms every shipmate whatever doubloons they’ve chucked in should raise a glass to a prosperous adventure aboard this mighty beast !

Just managed to escape Septic lil she’s had me tied up all night beating me with a wet kipper in punishment for Saxonaxe stealing all the Rum ! , Great Camaraderie and genuine posts from all shipmates from all walks of life , all here by default of potential doubloons , Every investor welcome as a shipmate ! Anyone got any medieval savalon for these kipper Burns !

Shipmates , anyone seen the Frontline fleapowder

Enjoy your weekend Saxonaxe and if your heading to Velvet Mermaids Bar for Rum & extras , you better wear a mask , not because of the virus , but because Septic Lil likes her shipmates dressed like gimps , serious amounts of Dominatrix

Very calm aboard today & very wise to anchored in the lagoon with the seas that wild , even Moby dicks come in for a back scrub , mind you on land isn’t much better with this Billy Ray Sirus , I’m happy to wait for the kings Ransome

Carnage out there today even gold having the cream taken off , however do think that will be nibbling $1900 by year end as these problems aren’t a quick fix , so perhaps a hidden blessing locked away , as long as they stick to the plan & bring a smile to all investors

Yes a valuable shipmate missing , will be sadly missed on the frontline botfly resistance core , let’s hope he’s already in the Velvet Mermaids Bar

Hi Ian , easy tiger , perhaps need to get you down to the Velvet Mermaids bar& Grill tonight to loosen your bullets