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Afternoon , Why don’t they just use the newspaper after reading for ring wipe

Looks like a 10 times quicker corona test has been approved which is a great step in fighting this modern plague , round of applause for the science boffins !, Come on shipmates crack open a bottle of Rum obviously sanitising you’re hands first !

Morning , yes heard that on Bloomberg from next week I think , that’s a gratifying spear in the eye of the bot flies .

Still a slice of Banter aboard while anchored however most shipmates have rowed ashore to take cover from this cataclysmic storm or gone to the medieval market for hand sanitiser

Thought I’d stick my noggin on deck for a slice of calm as none out there , Dow down 11% and still starring into the abyss , this virus makes bot flies look like angels .

I’ve no chance of getting the virus as been on this Galleon that long I’m riddled with scurvy it doesn’t like scabby meat , so that rules out septic lil

No reason to squabble shipmates , if your invested here then perhaps all wise , just look out of the port hole it’s like the battle of Waterloo , have a rum & bag of pickled whelks.

Morning , Ian & all invested shipmates , still attracting green eyed toxic bot flies & double agent disruptive bot flies , there snivelling, pathetic efforts leave a hideous stench aboard this mighty beast , who’s got the medieval Sanitiser Gel !
Markets staring into a deep abyss this morn glad this ship is anchored

Yes agreed stix40 , & been a while in that one

Absolutely Saxon , & the horse Palladium at Cheltenham today turned out to be Septic Lil wearing a panto horse costume !

Afternoon , time is running out for my competition prize with Septic Lil looks like she could be all yours ! ,
For the new ftse death spiral competition prize , her auntie is apparently offering her services as first prize , Bot fly Betty , she’s very short , talks loads of verbal vomit, & reeks of underhand activities !

Here’s hoping for the triple whammy today , huge red dot atom bomb !, followed by the three legged Mule ‘ Palladium ‘ panting over the line at Cheltenham , then the eye boggling bonus of a eve with Septic Lil , apparently she’s having a makeover , a once over with the medieval strimmer to reshape the lobster pot & then doused in her irresistible perfume of pickled crab sticks , Can’t wait !
Just crack while we are anchored & surrounded by the gloom of this virus .

One things for sure the divorce rate will skyrocket if we are all on lock down , serious amounts of domestics probably arguing over the hand sanitiser!

Aim has a huge graveyard of casualties & it’s always the poor shareholders who get rectoidaly ram raided, yet the crooked board will be back on here milking another financial nipple in future years .

Afternoon , the markets look fragile even with blip up today , the shorting bot flies are in ecstasy with I guess more drops to come , mind it has cleared the air aboard this magnificent beast .

As many shipmates have said ‘blessing in disguise’ been in dry dock , the Dow finished down 2000 points & staring into the abyss
Unfortunately The shorting bot flies are partying doing the bot fly conga at the toxic swamp club
Hopefully the world will formulate a vaccine for this hideous virus real soon , then the markets can witness a monumental Bot fly inferno like Hell itself

Perhaps , Ian should put in a overtime timesheet or perhaps a doubloon per shipmate

Is it a powerful beast ? Or a 3 legged ,one eyed donkey off Blackpool beach , got to be worth a Rum punt !

The Bot fly shorters will milk this virus in the markets ,it’s like paradise to them there are clusters everywhere cuddling , giggling & feasting on lame carcasses , fortunately no rotting meat on these decks .

Nice one Saxonaxe , looks like shipmate Amers barely got his Neddy saddled , mind you with first prize been a night with septic Lil your probably better off been chucked of your horse !