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Shipmates are getting hammock sores weve been in them that long ,
Anyone fancy a game of medieval darts on deck ?
The Bot flies being the dart board

Brilliant work in very difficult circumstances that yourself & all other areas of selfless care that is carried out on a daily basis , Simply First Class !
Whatever your political views are , we all hope Boris shakes this hideous virus off & gets back behind the wheel .

Ian , glad you said that
Thought it was just my primitive ‘coat hanger aerial’ internet

Londonshark
All harmless threads and topics should be welcome on these boards & generally this one has a good ambience and To be fair the crack with the pirate nautical theme emerged to pump moral in the early days against relentless attacks during last year instigated by myself & it worked through dark times and both Elenor & Jarrovian were onboard then
because of the positivity on here regarding the facts of Eua , perhaps others jumped aboard to get a slice of the action .
Many like the crack if you don’t that’s your prerogative I’m not into cars whatevers under the bonnet , water is my thing .

Apologies Ian , think I’ve been at sea to long !
will opt for Septic Lils birthday on the 11/6 , a crack of thunder & she slipped out on deck like a conger eel

Good afternoon Ian ,
I’m feeling lucky today as just been for supplies & there it was shining like a Golden Fleece on the shelf the last family pack of quilted bog roll so grabbed it !
So I will go for 6/6 the date when I was spawned
Cheers to all salty sea dogs

Beautiful on deck , actually the Galleon runs completely eco friendly on a mixture of wind in our silken sails & the Bot fly carcasses chucked in the burner stove to increase propulsion
we seem to have a never ending supply of there failed snivelling, festering attempts to board our magnificent beast with huge throbbing love canons & biblical treasure
It’s a win win for all invested shipmates !
Now hankies on heads & Crack open the pm Rum

All shipmates
I can see all sides weather from multiple varieties of rotting animal carcasses , Bat soup or some mad scientists fiddling with Frankensteins genetics
Don’t think we will ever get to the bottom of exactly where & how it derived from ,
Bit like the ‘third man on the grassy knoll ‘ and that’s not euphemism for last nights sexual conquest by Septic Lil !

Has someone left the latrine flap open seems to be a cluster of green eyed bot flies loitering on deck ,
unfortunately two months to late to buy in & if you are short your sphincter must be nipping that tight we could use it as rectoidal bottle opener for the delayed investor celebrations
To battle through this hideous virus then land the kings ransom would warrant a large barrel of Rum for all shipmates .

Lighten up shipmates !
Just come out on deck after having half hour in the medieval jacuzzi with Septic Lil
She wanted a makeover ready for the weekend , whoever goes in next might have to unblock the plug hole , as had to use the petrol strimmer on her lobster pot
There’s a lot going on out there squabbling achieves zilch

All investors welcome , inforapoundor2 , the new accounts on a suspended share triggered the perimeter Botfly alarm .
If Septic Lil finds a Botfly aboard you will sucked into her lobster Pot which has bigger gnashes than a barracuda

Afternoon ,
All these fresh accounts asking to join investors competition been going a month why not join in feb ,
Getting a wiff of Bot flies on the evening breeze & it’s making my smoked kippers jump overboard

Morning all
can’t see many shipmates doing starjumps out on deck ,
only Brigadier Ian who as always is a solid English Oak beam of information regarding the facts .
Extra rations of rum & seafood nibbles for him & all crew invested , if we all don’t make a huge fist full of doubloons from this even in 6 months ,
Perhaps we all should put the Galleon & Septic Lil on medieval EBay & join the dark side with the Bot flies !

Evening All
Hey TDT & A1EX , theres no one in the rear quarters if you two need half hour !
Might be an idea to fumigate it , as Septic Lil was in there lubing her Lobster pot earlier .

Tommyscope
No cutting corners to get the first prize with Septic Lil , mind you someone better win it soon she is
Coiled like a loaded medieval catapult doused in rubby Dubby

Stix 40 ,
Agree with that , health before wealth , however on this occasion can all invested have both !
Good to see a familiar investor chasing this back to market however does sometimes feel like trying to platt fog .

Morning All
Excellent graft A1ex ,
Extra rum on your cornflakes & the medieval jacuzzi is free on the top deck
Won’t stop the negative bot fly maggots nibbling mind it’s just in there snivelling blood

So much negativity & flapping on deck today , a cluster of bot flies drift in and stir the goulash with a disruptive spoon , & some unfounded toxic budgie tweet .
All shipmates were wise enough to invest in the first place & perhaps a longer suspension is inevitable due all what’s going on outside the portholes with this hideous virus ,
however the treasure chest is still bulging & the worlds industrial cogs will be itching to turn in months to come .
We all want our investment back in multiples but for now pour a Rum & swat the swamp flies

Been spinning plates elsewhere , just come out on deck to see another day of of relentless nibbling has someone left a rotting kipper on deck attracting bot flies .
Jarrovian , don’t worry about septic Lil she’s been grafting all day wrestling conger eels

Can someone fetch shipmate Brigadier Ian a pair of Palladium ear protectors & insect repellent , seems to be a lot of unnecessary nibbling ,
Suspended in rough seas has its advantages let’s see what’s on the table in 6 months seems the only ones flapping like a sunburnt flounder are the non invested .
Ian ,great patience & detail .
Hope all shipmates coping in current lockdown ,