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A1EX & Jarrovian
Septic Lil is currently grafting at the Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill offering a range of nocturnal services for all salty shipmates but draws the line on shorting Bot flies even Lil won’t stoop that low & currently offering a two for one offer in these difficult times

Woke in my hammock this morn with a load of Bot fly bites we seem to a small snivelling infestation either that or some fleas have jumped of that dog that wanders about .
Crank up the dyson with Bot fly suck & kill attachment & any 9 inch nails kicking about need a couple to fix the ****ta to the deck .

Thought I’d stick my bugle on deck & find someone’s stirring the shipmates hearty Goulash with the negative wooden spoon ,
Backed this with all the salty sea dogs & have full confidence we will be loading the Palladium canons & laden with doubloons

Plenty of ranting on here lately ,
Looks like Q&A going ahead on Monday , I guess the question of business effect from the virus will come up , as all investors have hard earned dosh in here a clarification of forward plan/ relist with dates would be the minimum expected .
Do rate the product & use it when not in lockdown for the odd bottle of Rum .

Elenor
Think it has caught plenty out , now majority are prisoners in there own homes , .
Wildlife , fantastic this time of year perhaps also with people spending time at home noticing the free beauty , big animal person myself hence my poster name

Whichever people were on here a month ago waffling ‘ its just like flu ‘, look at the numbers dying 1000 in Italy just today & 800 in America & Spain again in one day , pm,Royals, Health minister all have it , very sad .
These flatfish who don’t adhere to the advice , need branding walk the plank .

JTmacs
You might change your mind when you see her , face like a welders bench

This sunshine is smashing out on deck are all shipmates having a Rum & counting your precious bog rolls , no winners of the competition today as yet,
looks like Septic Lil will miss out she is currently on top deck oiling herself with rubby dubby in the sun , she’s looking for volunteers to slap plenty on around the tradesmens entrance .

Thought I’d log in to see if any movement as been rather dormant & pleasantly surprised Has there. Been news dropped ? must have missed it

Due to complaints from the salty shipmates , anti antagonistic paint has been applied to all areas of the palladium Galleon
Septic Lil has distributed some her scented candles on deck to improve the ambience for all shipmates unfortunately they reek of mackerel flappers
Now let’s have kings ransom !

Good to sea the salty sea dogs out on deck early ,
We all invested to suit our own strategy some of us months ago & some dived on board however would all agree ,
Great company & biblical potential & still is , I see anchored as a blessing with what’s occurred , like the shipmates have noted, palladium demand can’t be halted just on a tea break .
All investors used to have great nautical crack on here as we new the size of the treasure chest , its
Still there .
This hideous toxic virus has engulfed the world & pockets of kindness & moral boosting count more than ever , perhaps have a slice on here .
The Palladium Canons won’t polish themselves

With regard to squabbling on decks perhaps look out the porthole to see what’s happening.
I have tried to draw more lines in the sand than mudskipper on crack by boosting shipmate moral with my usual poor blend of nautical themed rude humour mixed with Bot fly repellent.
A fine bottle of Rum for every shipmate whilst locked in quarters

The guessing game can be anything and run alongside the on going rns guess ,
Ian is Magnus Magnessan and will go & rummage in his shed & knock something spectacular up !
Perhaps ,
Where will Palladium be in a month or
How many men have explored Septic Lils lobster pot

We had that maggot feasting on our Eua flesh before with his bull**** twitter followed by a hoard of crack licking Bot flies !
Our palladium Canons are throbbing & powerful

That’s a bit like Septic Lil any chance and she jumps on you

Talking about macdonalds , Septic Lil had to get a job to make ends meet , unfortunately she was sacked after one day for offering the wrong type of quarter pounder ! Subsequently she is back in Velvet Mermaids bar & Grill

Unlucky Wkworld , someone’s going to get that fabulous prize & probably an irritating itch

Morning All,
Totally agree , Ian & Hope2gain , I believe the measures in place are adequate if all followed them , like local supermarkets one in one out & arrows marked for distance etc , petrol stations gloves at the pumps , then pay at night window via contactless with gloves on bonkers but works .
Then drive back to see the selfish ‘Clampit ‘ family & limpets having a f....n picnic by the town fountain !
It’s like trying to educate a flatfish

Evening , just rolled out of the Velvet mermaids bar & Grill , & was accosted by a handful of knuckle heads trying to sell me what I thought was recreational drugs so I thought why not , then they proceeded to offer , Bog rolls, detox & baby wipes ! Cocaine is out & ring wipe is in .
Palladium is going bonkers like January,
Shipmates Get the Canons dusted & fully polished

Agree with that , soon be back to $3000 , crazy demand