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Poor old Septic Lil is never going to her hands on a salty sea dogs musket for guessing the date , she is currently laid on deck sunbathing in her seaweed bikini Resembling a barnacle encrusted manatee , can a couple of shipmates toss her overboard its spoiling my crab pate

Drunk ,
I guess your not familiar or not a fan of ‘crack ‘ amongst fellow investors, metaphors to boost moral , our lass might like our bedroom converted to a Galleon , would yours ?

Morning all shipmates
Markets had a huge rise yesterday & perhaps without a reversal today , serious mouth watering bargains & precious metals in the mix , Palladium back above $2000 tomorrow.
Think we need to get Asterix the Gaul in to defeat the virus , very oddly defeated the Coronavirus in Italy in an early edition , not my thing but was on bbc , strangely odd mind .

Stix40
Are the Bog Roll Bandits still at it , I think plenty of lubrication required in lockdown just to keep all shipmates sane !
Bags of domestics , nippers bouncing of the walls on purple fruit shoots & no bog roll to enjoy half hour on the throne !
Crack a bottle open !

Saxonaxe
Excellent , although I hope your not including Septic Lil in those 7am aerobics , just had a hideous thought of her seaweed thong playing havoc with her lobster pot ! Just its put me off my Haddock supper .

Jarrovian ,
Whilst anchored in this lagoon the mighty Galleon is being sanded & oiled ready for sailing , Septic Lil & her salty sea wenches we’re glad for the graft and are so rough they didn’t require sandpaper just used there naked rear end .

Already sent a couple of shipmates for half a dozen claymores to surround us while anchored , even the virus doesn’t repel the Bot flies

There’s a wiff of Bot fly in the air , trying to poke the wasps nest ,
These sorts were Loading up the double buggy with bog rolls at the weekend

Tonwin, if I am Septic Lils pimp she needs to increase her lobster pot activity, as I shop at matalan & drive a Lada

Septic Lil has excellent chunky flanks & is happy to do home visits for all shipmates

Morning all ,
Not only this beast anchored in the lagoon , all shipmates have now been sent to there quarters for Serious amounts of domestics with the salty sea wenches arguing what colour to paint the cabin walls , perhaps in ‘wild mushroom’ or ‘sea dog blue’ .
I’m offering a service of installation of medieval catapults at your quarters if the other half gets to much for you !
Ian , after your graft with the guess competition hope an update drops for you today & will bring a smile to all shipmates and keep the decks upbeat & don’t worry Ian septic Lil does home visits .
Tiddlor , back at it , good news & perhaps a market bounce today for all to grab some bog roll dosh .

Shorters making nothing here in fact locked in and wobbly kneed

There’s been reports from the crows nest the ‘Disease spreading Dung beetles ‘ are gathering on the public beaches with pasta dinners & bags of bog roll !,
Send a couple of shipmates to cut half way through all the deckchair legs !, perhaps they may take notice then , they have got to be Related to the Bot flies !

Morning All, a update rns would boost shipmate moral this week .
Looks like all the ‘ Shelf stripping selfish locusts ‘ have decided to infest all the parks & seaside resorts ignoring important advice & mutated into ‘ Disease spreading Dung beetles ‘
I never realised how many selfish sphincter sniffers existed & will be first to whinge when they all contract the virus .

It’s Mother’s Day , this hideous virus is outside your window , and your poking each other’s eyeballs,
Nearly as bad as the Bog Roll Bandits in tescos !
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* a lot to discuss ,

To be fair Moneygecko , there is not alt to discuss with our current position, our ship is anchored until we hear something from the crows nest & this hideous virus engulfing society is effecting all of us , perhaps we could discuss all topics with a slice of humour chucked in without treading on each other’s toes , could be anchored in this lagoon for awhile yet .

Nathdomb
, I’m no sheeep , I’m a Ram with big curly horns & a ‘Golden Fleece ‘of locked in treasure !
Just harmless crack , I believe all humans are there own person

Your not wrong stix40
Just tried a human decoy , gaffer taped a dozen bog rolls to my naked carcass obviously a couple on the mutton musket , ran past Tesco’s , lynch mob chased me with pitchforks then our lass darts in and loads up the trolly in peace it’s military strategy to outwit the locusts !

Shipmates , Ian , Bellers,Tiddlor,, stix 40 , all these stories of these shelf stripping locusts panicking they may run out of alphabet spaghetti then not have enough bog roll to wipe there selfish cracks ,
Bog Roll looters you couldn’t make it up ! What happened to robbing the plasma TVs & extra strong cider !