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Just came across a new insect lower than the ‘shorting Bot fly maggots ‘, these are a new breed of ‘shelf stripping selfish locusts ‘ just been to get supplies & got stampeded into the aisle ,then peeled myself of the ground like Wiley Coyote ,mopped my brow & they pinched my tissue !

Tiddlor , if your climbing the walls perhaps could brush up on your medieval crafts in readiness for when we sail , a new beautifully figure head for the Galleon or perhaps a Carved oak Bot fly swatter , should keep you going over the weekend

Morning All ,
Beautiful sunshine out on deck , & eerily quiet as society has been forced indoors due to this hideous virus which certainly stamps on the sceptics as is spreading like wild fire.
How much further will the markets will tumble is anyone’s guess as unlikely any company will make any profit if at all survive for 2020 .
Keep the Eua treasure chest locked for 6 months for me , however an update Rns informing this would assist the flapping flounders which I totally understand especially where the world is now .
Think some on these boards need to self isolate without access to computers as toxic , so dig out crank up the medieval Dyson with new adapted Toxic Keyboard squabbling attachment & give this board a once over !

Evening All , Thats it Shipmates the only watering hole left open is Velvet Mermaids bar & grill, and after viewing the squabbling on decks tonight over the colour of orange juice perhaps all shipmates get your spotty,hairy krevis down there for a Final Rum & bag of pork scratchings on me even dogs are allowed , perhaps in a few months the viral clouds lifted, our treasure chest open & actually in a drinking establishment of filth & depravity

Morning , Dog , just to be absolutely clear the majority of invested shipmates have always been fair & had camaraderie on this board for months only goes down hill into a cesspit when **** stirrers Chuck personal comments about for whatever reason , ‘poke the wasps nest’ as they say and you included in the past , However all aboard for the same reason just no lifting your rear leg on my oak deck .

Shipmate Tiddler , sounds like your perhaps on the mend

Fancied a Rum,Fortunately the Velvet mermaid bar & Grill is still open as it’s so festering with disease & depravity that even the Coronavirus won’t enter , thought I’d have a smooch with Septic Lil to pip me up , however think her salty sea wench perfume of crab sticks & pickled whelks needs some work & her lobster pot is definitely in need of a refurb .
Harmless sunshine between the dark clouds .

Morning shipmates ,
Think we may have to lock down the Galleon & all shipmates stay in your quarters , perhaps have a game of medieval Jenga or whittle your wood , even the Bot flies aren’t safe from this virus .
Moral jokes aside , these are dark days in the world with this hideous virus death cloud and I believe anyone been flippant in regard to it are equally selfish , this needs an undivided troop effort .
A slight shimmer of sunlight Wuhan has no new cases today , let’s hope that trend continues .

Absolutely Saxonaxe , don’t need sanitiser gel & face masks on the Galleon ! Just a few barrels of Rum & Bot fly swatters .

Afternoon to all shipmates , I stand & stare flabbergasted at the continual bad news emerging due to this hideous virus spreading over the planet like a dark death blanket , nothing & nobody will escape its seeping venom to some degree , even heard they are testing a dog that may have died from it in China . We used the ‘Galleon ‘ metaphor to battle this share in months gone by , perhaps would be the best place to be right now out at sea or on a isolated treasure island .

Morning shipmates , good moral graft Ian keeping the guess competition going , certainly need every morsel of moral boosting at present , looks like the markets are hanging on a ledge half way down the cliff . Health before Wealth at the moment , chins up to all shipmates we will all be in a better position once the storm has passed .

Tiddlor , i will have a word with Septic Lil to come round and be your personal nurse she has a hideous bedside manner but excellent at removing Bot fly maggots she also has her own gimp mask and a variety of medieval Lubes .

This virus situation certainly shows up the sphincter sniffers , some lowlifes apparently bought 20k worth of sanitiser gels hoping to fleece the joe public in there time of need however turns out the dipsticks bought plant based non alcohol which doesn’t kill the virus, so left with 20k of Bot fly Pi55 more brains in a flatfish ! think those particular Bonehead Bot flies may have attacked this magnificent Beast When we sailed the seas .

What a difference 2 months can make in the our world of which this new virus has engulfed & wrapped its hideous talons around us , however the human race are resilient and will continue battling & In months to come we will all be in a better place, Health,social & financial .
Let’s all hope for a scientific break through rapidly to eradicate this viral cloud .
On the selfish view of Eua a longer term suspension would suffice with an rns stating this & in talks.

Ian , they are friends of work colleagues including a teenager ,not concerned for myself as fit and well , however when you actually sit & think of the branches of passing it around it’s bonkers ,
Perhaps best to have a dip in a bath of Rum to be safe .

Morning, Ian totally agree ,virus spreading like wild fire , I know off 3 people over weekend who now have it , best Eua anchored today as markets heading back into the abyss & little dry powder left .

Can someone win the guess competition soon , as Septic Lil is getting impatient for the promise of a salty shipmate with a fully loaded Musket to quell the yearnings in her Lobster pot .
Regarding rns Like many have said , perhaps best just an update to tell us in talks then the deal announced in a couple of months or so that would assist the flapping flounders & perhaps calmer seas not sure that Septic Lil would wait that long mind !

Who’s in the guess the Rns competition chair in the fragile week ahead ?

Serious amounts of Toxic knackers on here lately , All the shipmates who were aboard before suspension/ anchored whether above or below deck had camaraderie oozing from every orifice upto anchoring & beyond .
That seems to be washing overboard by a toxic mixture unnecessary personal digs between shipmates driven by wanting there cut of the treasure now & fuelled by the green eyed non invested bot flies disrupting via petty stick poking of the wasp nest .
Surely there’s enough ****e out there at present !
Eua discussion & harmless crack - Raise a glass
Fight for your invested doubloons -Raise a glass
Brand the Bot fly scum & toss em overboard - Raise a glass
Make an absolute fortune on every shipmates investment when we return to sea !- Raise many glasses & all visit Mermaids bar & Grill ( obviously wearing medieval masks & fully sanitised )

Seems to be more animosity on this board now than before we were suspended & at war with the Bot fly maggots .
Probably best for all invested shipmates to get yourselves to Velvet Mermaids Bar & Grill for a well deserved Rum even Septic Lil is now wearing a virus mask so safe for a grapple with her lobster pot , probably best to douse yourself in detox afterwards mind