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These toxic yellow bellied maggots are currently huddled together in a sweaty call centre sharing a kfc devising there next verbal vomit tweet , each waiting there turn on latex Lynda with a patch of real hair !, these bot flies will never win the power of shipmates camaraderie & thrusting canons crushes there snivelling efforts .

Septic Lil actually drags a kitchen sink from somewhere else

Absolutely B1ll , shipmates you may as well lob your love spuds over the port side coated in crab paste & let the seagulls have a feast ! Serious maggots patrol these boards

Afternoon , I never doubted this quality company , last year , this year or now when we are anchored, no photo proof required for me & certainly don’t listen to verbal vomit from the bot fly tweets , Very happy to lay in my hammock and await official company news , Velvet Mermaids has bags of daily entertainment, unfortunately it’s septic Lils day off think she’s having her lobster Pot de-barnacled .

Morning Saxonaxe
Excellent Galleon management !

Morning shipmates ,missed breakfast discussions this morn been on flood detail ,Are we all calm today and no flapping on deck all salty shipmates invested will be generously rewarded , I’ve had a couple of shipmates applying anti bot fly paint to all areas so should be stench free today

That’s more like it shipmates a handshake & rum , now dive in the medieval jacuzzi , I’ve arranged a couple of salty sea wenches to bathe your blunderbus !
Elenor you’ve often been a quality during bot fly battles and newcomer shipmate A1EX was carrying out some useful overseas recon , a quality ambience is a prosperous Galleon !

Shipmates save the fighting for the Bot flies , A1EX & Elenor , any invested shipmates word should be good enough with or without detail , it certainly is for me , the medieval jacuzzi is empty perhaps both get in & shake hands & have a rum ,

Has somebody been spiking the Shipmates Rum with multiplication Rohypnol , the Galleons treasure chest is worth a kings Ransom but ease of the juice ,you will only poke the Bot fly nest !

No mangey mutts aloud on deck , juice up the spit roaster !

Excellent spying skills A1EX , get this shipmate a Rum & pickled whelk !

After all the flapping today Just had a couple of hours in the medieval jacuzzi having my sea urchins nibbled & mutton musket polished , septic lil was happy for the graft for a promise of doubloons .

Can a couple of hardy shipmates straighten grab these wriggling conger eels and straighten them out , in fact given a spell on the medieval rack that should stop there flapping , it will be Rum & salty sea wenches all round when speckled Jim returns .

A deal of this magnitude takes time , your squirming like a sack of conger eels ! , if you dived in a week before suspension hoping for a quick slice of treasure then zip your whinging & grab a rum , as all this grumbling is attracting the bot flies & that will ruin my grilled halibut !

Excellent shipmate rowka , however not a boat , it’s a Huge magnificent Galleon with powerful thrusting Canons , just to beef it up a slice

No need for flapping shipmates, you backed & invested for many reasons This Galleon wasn’t built in a day , news will be shouted from the crows nest when speckled Jim the carrier pigeon returns from Canada .

Matt 007 , no bone throwing on the Galleon , that pesky Dog might jump aboard

Brigadier Ian , if we are taking on water , it could be bot fly sabotage, send a couple of shipmates to give the hull a lick of tar

Dog, your continued negativity & ****ing your rear leg up all over our magnificent Galleon is at best irritating

Just juiced up the medieval barbecue and tossed a couple of pestering bot flies on , so all shipmates line up on deck for a bit of nosebag , serving bot fly kebabs marinated in septic Lils nipple drizzle there a little bit short & leave a foul taste in your mouth .Every day is a quality day aboard the Galleon ! .