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Has someone left the bath taps on in heaven ?

I’m certainly happy to keep the Galleon anchored in treasure cove , the seas out there are as rough as a buzzards crutch it’s pure carnage , wandered out & lost my wooden leg & parrot ! , just a slice of uplifting crack .

Perhaps best if we all self isolate on the Galleon with our huge treasure chest

As many of the frontline shipmates have detailed the facts to back what’s in the treasure chest , when you actually Climb in your hammock with a rum , leave your mutton musket alone and think of the value it’s enough to make any bot fly weep in despair & toss themselves overboard ! Crack open another barrel & all shipmates raise a glass to shipmate Lucretius

Someone ticked the bot fly must have been Abbott , no worries Ian , & Saxonaxe , load them canons with bags of buck shot those yellow bellies are slimier than an eel and breath to match !

Perhaps if you read all the posts prior , where’s Abbott ?

Excellent moral graft & rescuing a fellow shipmate lieutenant Lucretius , he’s floated away from the Galleon but we have him on a firm rope to pull him back aboard when required , saxonaxe perhaps take half a dozen shipmates down to Velvet Mermaids bar & Grill , & pillage a couple of barrels of the finest grog & medieval tapas , in preparation for his return , & if Septic Lil needs some hush money give her lobster pot a tickle .

Luc , you have been and are a decent shipmate with extremely valuable input that many on here have fed off not sure what’s been said but brush it off and get back aboard .

Think the markets have upset Poseidon the seas are biblically rough and blood red , glad we are anchored in treasure cove , not sure about rest of shipmates portfolios mind, gold has been a bright beacon .

Numbers , typing with a hook isn’t easy ,

When the day comes and the treasure chest is opened & the kings ransom paid we will every shipmate on deck Bottle of rum in hand & sabre ready as we will be swarmed with a tidal wave disruptive maggots boarding the rigging !, . Just an observation , whichever shipmate rowed ashore yesterday to get me a new parrot did he go to Medieval Matalan and purchase a cheap import , it talks in Mandolin & has fleas

I have rousted the shipmates to port & Starboard , shipmate Belstaf has the eyes of an eagle perfect for the crows nest , Luc , with your natural coating of maggot repellent you are perfect to spearhead the resistance of unwanted boarders , firm yet fair , with lashings of rum on board the shipmates are rough round the edges .

Excellent reconnaissance shipmate Belstaff , thorough troops in the crows nest are vital ,another step towards treasure island ! , bring out the crab pate and a barrel of the finest !

No squabbling required palladium nibbling $3000 & treasure chest locked n loaded , Rum & Grilled Halibut been served on deck for all invested shipmates !

I thought I could hear pumping music is the mighty Galleon been harassed by medieval ‘Charvas’ in there pimped up bath tub , Load the port side canons with Classic Fm full volume !

, Wild boar with Bot fly sauce perhaps , & followed by a slice of Humour for the gentleman who writes in big letters but writes Jesus incorrectly , no dessert for you.

Not for you Elenor , I’m sure your craic is just fine , must be you were in that jacuzzi long enough

Incorrect , ‘craic ‘ is the Irish version derived from the English original version of ‘crack ‘ meaning fun , which I doubt you have a lot of

While we are anchored in Bankers Bay number crunching , thought I’d get the Galleon refurbed with some luxury , then caught a glimpse in the medieval mirror at thought I also require an upgrade my stump has woodworm, my hook has gone rusty & my parrot has died of bird flu ! ,
and before the personality bypass merchants start whinging ! it’s called ‘crack ‘ and boosts moral with the shipmates while awaiting the kings ransom .

Out early on deck this morn , best time really ,the gentle ripple of the sun glistened water almost licking the barnacle covered oak hull, I was stood here when palladium was $1300 & battling to save the treasure , look where we are now , nearly $3000 , treasure locked & bags of sabre rattling , my theory is a happy ship is a prosperous ship & crack brings that.