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Get the Bollinger on ice ready to douse your cornflakes in morn ready for bumper £1 a day

Afternoon Saxonaxe
Yes many of us salty sea dogs have been here a while including yourself & all deserve a good return on investment, & perhaps a barrel of rum for your big day .
Been a lot of new accounts & faces on here today which is strange when been suspended for 9 weeks , is there a whiff of Botfly in the air .

Afternoon All
Spikeyj
I see there’s another competition , I’ll have a slice of that , 22p for me if you would
& as a bonus if I win any Bot flies short on here , step forward show some spine & dangle there weeping meat & two vedge over the port side for the gulls to peck

Reload field canon with extra powder & £6 canon ball

Increase trajectory & Load the canon with £6 shells

Howitzer reload

Howitzer cranked up & loaded with a £5 shell , however may require a larger canon

Evening all ,
cheers Ian for sorting new guess competition,
been grafting today so not been on deck , Saxonaxe do you mean Hawaii 50 ?

Crank up the 8am Howitzer to full trajectory, set range at £5 first shell , anyone short on this might as well climb in the canon barrel

Thought I’d get out on deck early as doing my bit today out in this dark & restricted world at present , rather eerily quiet on the roads .
These boards are in my opinion to discuss the companies we have all chucked our hard earn dosh into & yes have a slice of harmless crack or topical conversation as all shipmates are here by default & are all individual people .
So perhaps turn up the respect & empathy volume & turn down the personal attacks !
Unfortunately some do get enjoyment from poking the wasps nest not a lot you can do about them either filter or play them at there own snivelling game hence ‘Bot flies ‘
Hope all shipmates managing lock down & enjoyed the weather at Easter
Septic lil certainly did she was laid sizzling on the sunny deck doused in goose lard wearing nothing but her hand crafted seaweed thong .

I spoke to soon the Easter prayers must have finished at Bot fly church ,
Sunday night tag team have rowed up on the starboard side in there inflatable banana

Can a shipmate tell Septic Lil that hiding the Easter eggs in her lobster pot is not advisable !
Great ambience on deck today , obviously the rotting Bot flies must be religious ,
mind you, they are going to need to pray when the next news drops , which it will & all the shorting maggots will be instantly napalmed !

This will catapult out the blocks Tuesday probably straight into auction then £4.50 upwards , get some lube on the computer keys if you want a top up under a £5 ,however more chance of Dianne Abbott becoming the finance minister

What this company is doing is great for the world , superb for the company & Biblical for shareholders !, crank up the Trojan Catapult for Tuesday opening .

Absolutely hazelst ,
When the Bot flies start putting in overtime it’s a green light For the investors
& Lamtree , plenty of hopeless performing companies in ftse 100 over last 5 yrs , as you will know having accumulated all that extensive knowledge & wisdom .

I couldn’t possibly drink all this Rum ,satisfy Septic Lil & spend the huge Kings ransom coming our way ,
I would ask you Lamtree to assist me spending it but unfortunately your not invested if you row along the port side in your coracle will toss some scrag ends overboard

Serious velocity out of the blocks , You’ve more chance of platting fog than getting under £4 on Tuesday

Apparently there’s a couple of Bot flies missing from morning registration on toxic swamp island
There’s verbal vomit all over the freshly oiled oak deck if any shipmates spot them from the crows nest then put them in lead socks & toss em overboard

Beautiful on deck ,
I see we had the chuckle brother Bot fly tag team desperately attempting snivelling comedy
There worse than the Krankies ‘ fandabby********s ‘
Clear the decks & prepare the finest breakfast for all invested Bollinger on medieval cornflakes

They are offering two for one on Bollinger & spicy nibbles in supermarkets get stocked up ready for Tuesday , get the rocket launcher greased !