How’s the hardcore salty sea dog investors doing after having our treasure weighed this morn , necked a few rums raised a glass to the weeping bot flies , Galley kitchen has been busy today couldn’t get to the fridge for Gannets!
Lashings of mashings for all the long term hardcore salty sea dogs and any other shipmates who wisely boarded this biblical Galleon with mighty Canons !
Massive pirate party aboard the Galleon all the salty sea dogs will be well rewarded after many a battle scar with the bot fly army ! Serious canon power
All those months at sea canon polishing has left me with palm blisters , hook for a hand , dodgy parrot on my shoulder and a divorce however made it treasure island so swings n roundabouts !
Unfortunately a shipmate of mine passed away after becoming addicted to prescription drugs including viagra , It took ten of us to get his coffin lid on !
Perhaps full speed first thing take 15% drop the back to 5% load up hence big money as ever piling in to the treasure chest , plenty of late comers to the party seem to want to dip there ****tail sausage in our Rubby Dubby