Off-topic!28 Apr 2021 11:45
OK, this is way off-topic. It's also from The Guardian, which may be a red rag to some bulls on here. (And I was amused by the suggestion a few days ago that we old softy lefties have led sheltered lives and know little about the wicked ways of the world - if only you knew!) But I knew Boris quite well back in the 1980s, and I thought this captured his character really well. Read it and weep for Albion!
"The prime minister approaches truth the way a toddler handles broccoli. He understands the idea that it contains some goodness, but it will touch his lips only if a higher authority compels it there. Everyone who has worked with him in journalism and politics describes a pattern of selfishness and unreliability. He craves affection and demands loyalty, but lacks the qualities that would cultivate proper friendship. The public bonhomie hides a private streak of brooding paranoia. Being incapable of faithfulness, he presumes others are just as ready to betray him, which they duly do, provoked by his duplicity.
Johnson is driven by a restless sense of his own entitlement to be at the apex of power and a conviction, supported by evidence gathered on his journey to the top, that rules are a trap to catch weaker men and honour is a plastic trophy that losers award themselves in consolation for unfulfilled ambition."
Any road, I'm proud of my plastic trophy, even if it is only a participation prize.