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We've considered holding a splash cat on the Thames sailing with Chuckle event, but our current funds only allow for a couple of lilos I'm afraid. I wish we could also stand up in front of our investors and promise 6 tcf by this time next year, but I can't see that happening somehow. Mind you, with the amount of gas I am producing this morning, it sounds like the rumble in the jungle at Chuckle HQ today. Think I might ask JTF for some empty bottles if you catch my drift..?

That is a good likeness Mert. Thanks for all the pleasant compliments below. People are entitled to their opinions and I would never be rude to someone for stating their opinion. It is their opinion and they are entitled to it. One has to remember that both me and my bro are invested in this share and I can assure all of you, that we are not looking to buy anymore shares, contrary to what most of you have said on fb and on here. We are not bi-polar and definitely not deluded or boring. We just tell it how we see it, good or bad or indifferent. I still maintain that those of you who are bashing people down like me and my bro are those trapped with high averages and you are secretly bricking it. If you are bricking it, you shouldn't have invested your hard earned money in the first place. My brother and I bring a little bit of light humour and fun on this bb. I suggest you don't take us too seriously and relax and breathe..........Nobody should be happy with the silence coming out of Sevenoaks. This is a public company. It is your company and you have the right to at least ask what is going on behind the scenes. Ironically, you will be up in arms if the outcome doesn't go your way. The same people being rude about me and my brother will be the very same people cussing the BOD. At least me and my bro have the guts to do it when it really counts and not in the future.

I would also like to state how disgruntled I feel about this whole LE / sale of assets nonsense. Week after week of radio silence is simply not good enough. We have a right to receive an update of some sort rather than the usual hide and seek tactics. JP has hidden behind the so called rules which prevent him from discussing anything. Well he certainly had a lot to say on the run up to this LE over the last 2 years. He has completely mismanaged our expectations as investors at a time when we are supposed to be looking forward to what was promised to us. It is a total and utter disgrace and my blood boils at the thought that we are actually paying these guys to sit around doing nothing. I think wages should be put on hold / paid back to us on the basis of how this marketing process concludes. We are not drilling at the moment and staffing numbers have been reduced etc, so why are we still paying for a bunch of guys who have discovered half a tcf and one trapped molecule..? I get paid on my performance and receive high commissions based on my success. What success has Parsons had to date to warrant what he has been paid to date? If we have to start drilling again, then God help us all. I would not put any of this current team anywhere near a bucket and spade, let alone a drill bit. It would be a nightmare. Dilution followed by duster after duster and promises of another LE in 18 months - 3 years from now. Notice how I conveniently got the 18 months in..? I agree that BM should have politely been told to move on to new / fresh pastures following on from his failure to deliver any worthwhile results. I cannot believe we are still paying him a wage to sit in an office in Kent, practicing his presentation for the twentieth time in a row and hoping that at least one company out of the supposed 10 that he claims are showing interest, actually want him to present to them. JJ must be quietly trying to influence JP to go long as he has the finance deal nicely in place. Sarah is probably dunking her biscuits in her luke warm cup of coffee, watching BM also trying to nudge JP to go long. She probably has the job of booking tables in s****y restaurants or gourmet pubs every Friday, as very little else to do with her time in the lull of battle. When and not if all this comes out in the wash and Parsons etc have to show their cards, they better come up with a plan to save this ship from sinking. Of course, they will all escape out of the back door on lifeboats whilst we all perish. That is AIM for you folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRWsJRv5jd0

Now we all know...........!

I am surprised you managed to get him away from his table football tournament with BM and wandering eyes...??!!

I see all of the bottom feeders have been let out on day release this morning. Haven't heard of half of them before and their lack of command of the English language says it all. I agree with my brother in that it is now blatantly obvious that we are going long I'm afraid to say. I do not believe that our fabled LE will ever happen and as much as that frustrates the life out of me to admit it, I have to say what I feel. I am rarely wrong. On a separate note, I am absolutely delighted to welcome Mert on to our board at Chuckle Energy plc.

Either way, OGIF are anchored at 82p and let's not forget about what JP has said in the past about where licences are up for sale, that the MG can veto any votes. I think this is his biggest hurdle if I am being totally honest!

Please remember that OGIF are in at 82p per share. £1 per share should really be the very minimum JP settles on imo.

So I was correct on both accounts then Eric. Firstly, you have no position and secondly, you are a shorter. Enough said.

Exactly what I was going to say Lynthip. Eric is a shorter Ladies & Gents. Hence why he is behaving like a spoilt child whose Daddy is not taking him to the fun fair. Ahh bless!

Question for you Eric. Are you invested in this share? If your answer is no, then show yourself out and close the door behind you please.

When I bought in, it was going up a penny a second. I was not imagining it DGR. Maybe your memory is blank on the last big rise a couple of years back?

Unfortunately for Eric, he has been locked out of this share. There is always one impatient investor who sold out at a loss and craves to get back in, but never really has the courage to do so. That is Eric I'm afraid. Jog on mate.

The big clue surrounding this share was the introduction of BOD incentives last week. That points to some sort of JV imo. Like many of you, I am heavily invested in ZIOC and have never traded a single share. It is unlike any other share on AIM and when the sp erupts, it goes up a penny a second. Quite frightening to witness!

The reason why I am not selling is because I already have a low average, because unlike most investors, I called it right and waited for the inevitable back to back dusters.

I personally do not believe that SCHL wanting to sell were the reason why we entered a marketing phase. The fact that JP mentioned to Crude the other day that if we don't find a buyer, we will probably carry on with drilling with SCHL as our partner. I am pleased Trellis has re-surfaced and is having a sober week. At least that means wannabe number 5 won't be pouring anymore of his wine down the sink and searching for sharp implements in the kitchen drawer. As things stand at the moment, I would have to agree with my Chuckle Brother JTF. The radio silence is normally a precursor to going long. Have seen it so many times on AIM. I personally believe that JP is not the 'deal maker' he thinks he is either. I remember him saying at the Balls Brothers Event that the outcome of TE-10 was crucial. I think what he was eluding to, was that failure at TE-10 meant that he was going to be on the back foot in negotiating a decent LE for personal investors and cornerstone investors / partners alike. I also believe that JP won't drag this on much longer. JJ will be salivating at the thought of going long as deep down that is what he wants imo. After all, he is eyeing up the big job after JP steps aside imo. Unfortunately, as much as it pains me to say, it looks like that inevitable rns will land on our doorsteps. I say that with tens of thousands of shares in my portfolio. Like my brother, I will tell it how I see it and it doesn't look good. Hopefully, I am proved wrong.

I noticed that the start of the meeting next week commences with the signing of contracts. Looks like things must have been discussed prior to interested parties coming together next week.

Should breeze into the 20s next week as very little free flow.

Happy Birthday Crudenohope. With my arthritic knee and ruptured achilles tendon, we are in good company. Still not as painful as having to wait for this so called LE to materialise. The radio silence is deafening. I don't think my deluded brother JTF has a clue on when the Partridge season starts. He has spent all day parading up and down the grotty bedsit above the chippy mumbling some obscenities about how to capture them, whilst swigging on a bottle of Muscadet Jean Sablenay. Let's all hope that Parsons communicates to us this month and not just Crudenohope. I don't think any of us want to drag this out much longer tbh....!!

.......just keep wannabe number 5 away from the knife drawer Trellis!!