ITMs 10th Factory Opening22 Oct 2021 11:51
One for the weekend
Yesterday, Lord Cooley performed his trade-mark stunt at the opening of ITM's 10 factory, jumping 10 fuel cell buses on his 1200hp fuel cell Harley Davidson. 'Easy peasy' he was heard to say afterwards, though without admitting it was all done on autopilot and he just had to hold on tight using the special thigh grip he has perfected and which is now in use by several world-renowned sexologists for pelvic floor strengthening. With five more factories under development Lord Cooley is a little anxious about whether jumping 15 buses might be pushing it a bit, but his prowess has led to a long line of female admirers, making it hard to give up. Meanwhile the ITM share price soared to £169.