Europe is finished1 Jan 2026 11:44
I think Donald Trump has hit the mark here:
Rome – half of it is in ruins. No one even tries to repair it. Superbowl at the Colosseum? Wouldn’t happen.
Britain – so lawless, they drive on the wrong side of the road. Fact. Without care, or even the risk of being pulled over by Sadiq Khan’s Sharia law traffic police.
France – everyone’s so hungry they’re reduced to eating frogs’ legs and snails. They don’t even have French fries! It’s all over for them.
Germany – the Germans are so dumb, they think burgers are people who live in the town. And they even talk their sausages down – they call them the Wurst. True fact.
Greece – look at the top of the hill in Athens. Just pillars, no roof. Beautiful temple vandalised. And have you seen what they do to plates after dinner? They just throw them on the floor!
Spain – they don’t ride the bulls like in a proper rodeo, they stab ‘em with sticks. Brutal. And Spain is full of Hispanics, where did they come from? How did they get in? Losers!
Belgium – Never heard of it! (sorry M)
Vatican – the guy’s wearing a dress. And he’s from Chicago. What’s gone wrong? Send in the National Guard!
Israel - great country. Home of Eurovision. Only decent country in Europe.
Norway - they’ve lost it completely. Don’t even know who to give a Peace Prize to. Idiots!
As reported in Private Eye so it must be true.