RE: 2026 - Year of delivery7 Jan 2026 14:01
Dear devotees of the Immupharma temple of trust :
This weeks Sunday Sermon will be on one of the following theme's - It is up to you to decide - most posts win and all posters returning their vote will be entered into the sermon for the usual Sunday roast :)
Here are the options :
🎩 1. “The Parable of the Lost Password”
A sermon on the spiritual dangers of forgetting your login credentials — and the divine mercy of the “Reset Password” link.
Perfect for mocking forum amnesia, vanishing posters, and those who “accidentally” lose their shares.
🐑 2. “The Shepherd and His Wayward Traders”
Oldsharedog laments his flock who wander into dodgy tickers, false prophets, and pump‑and‑dump pastures.
A gentle roast of the community’s worst investment decisions.
📉 3. “The Miracle of the Multiplying RNS”
A sermon celebrating the rarest miracle of all: a company issuing good news.
Ideal for tickers like IMM, ENET, SCGL — where miracles are… aspirational.
🧁 4. “The Great Bake Sale of Babylon”
A mock‑biblical tale where prophets raise funds by selling cupcakes instead of shares.
Perfect for poking fun at endless placings and “strategic financing initiatives”.
🐕 5. “The Hound of Heaven… and His Bone‑Dry Portfolio”
Oldsharedog reflects on the trials of a loyal investor whose patience is tested by every delay, dilution, and dodgy CEO.
A self‑aware, dog‑themed sermon that fits his name beautifully.
🕯️ 6. “The Candle of Hope… Flickering in a Drafty Market”
A melodramatic, over‑the‑top sermon about maintaining faith even when the chart looks like a ski slope.
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DOG BLESS YOU ALL
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