RE: Next AGM - Sawyer Out?12 Jan 2026 14:11
🎭 “Charge of the Lightly‑Informed Brigade — Tiger Edition”
Eliot:
I will show you fear
in a handful of market caps.
Chorus of Investors:
We’ve seen fear in a handful of trades, Tom.
Usually all before 9:01am.
Tiger (bursting in like a man who’s read half an RNS and drawn twelve conclusions):
RIGHT THEN, LADS —
THE RNS ABYSS IS CALLING.
I’M GOING IN.
IF I DON’T RETURN,
TELL EVERYONE I WAS EARLY AND MISUNDERSTOOD.
Eliot:
Tiger…
there is no RNS.
Chorus:
There hasn’t been one since the invention of the wheel.
Tiger:
Nonsense!
I can sense it.
A pivot.
A restructure.
A whisper of “transformational”.
A faint smell of “synergies”.
Eliot:
That’s just the spread widening again.
Tiger (charging anyway):
FOR VALUE!
FOR VOLUME!
FOR SCGL!
He sprints into a fog of uncertainty, spreadsheets, and wishful thinking.
Chorus:
He’ll be back.
They always come back.
Hope is a chronic condition.
Eliot:
Then truly,
this is how the market ends —
not with a bang,
but with Tiger sprinting into silence.