RE: Market21 Dec 2025 08:05
⛪ Sunday Sermon of Revd OldSharedog
“Popeye , the Argonauts, and the Quest for the Golden RNS — IMM Edition”
Beloved brethren of the ImmuPharma parish,
gather ye once more in this humble digital chapel,
where hope springs eternal, patience is tested hourly,
and the share price behaves like a drunken satyr on a unicycle.
Today’s reading comes from the Book of Hellenic Heroics,
Chapter 7, Verse 12:
“And popeye looked upon the sea of red and said:
‘We sail at dawn, for the chart cannot get any worse.’”
Let us reflect
🛶 I. The Argo and Its Motley Crew
Popeye had Hercules, Orpheus, and a ship that mostly floated.
We have something far more powerful:
the IMM posters, each a hero in their own right.
• Halfbuttons, keeper of the eternal optimism flame,
forever declaring, “This is the week, lads.”
• Goldgirl, voice of reason and occasional exasperation,
reminding the crew that science takes time —
even if AIM traders don’t.
• Lordfolly, whose name belies his wisdom,
steering the ship away from rocks, rumours,
and the occasional ramping siren.
• Rookie1, ever hopeful, ever learning,
asking the questions the rest of us pretend we already knew.
• MSUK - dismissed for being drunk in charge of the charts and not attending spelling classes.
• Wigwammer, the eternal sceptic,
standing at the bow with folded arms.
And so the Argo sets sail —
a ship powered by hope, caffeine, and the collective refusal to sell at a loss
🐉 II. Trials, Tribulations, and AIM Monsters
Popeye faced harpies, sirens, and skeleton warriors.
We face:
• The Harpies of Delay, shrieking “Update next quarter!”
• The Sirens of Ramp, singing “Multi‑bagger by Tuesday!”
• The Skeleton Volume, rattling around on 11 trades and a dream
• The Dragon of Dilution, always hungry, always watching
Yet through every storm, every placing, every “strategic review”,
the IMM Argonauts endure.
✨ III. The Golden Fleece (or Golden RNS)
Popeye sought the Golden Fleece.
We seek the Golden RNS —
that mythical document promising:
• A partner
• A pathway
• A plan
• And ideally, a share price that doesn’t require a microscope
Some say the Golden RNS is guarded by a dragon.
Others say it’s stuck in a regulatory labyrinth.
Revd OldSharedog says:
“It will arrive when the stars align,
and when the CEO finally finds the ‘Submit’ button.
IV. Fellowship of the Forum
Let us remember, dear posters,
that the true treasure is not merely the destination
but the fellowship forged along the way:
• The banter
• The memes
• The 400th explanation of P140
• The annual “Surely this is the year” pilgrimage
For even if the Argo creaks, lists, or occasionally sails backwards,
we remain united —
a band of misfits, dreamers, sceptics, and stubborn optimists
🙏 V. Benediction of the Argonauts
Go forth this week with courage in your hearts
and limit
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