Before I get the cat bed ready....5 Mar 2024 01:20
...Svend, the pirate, found an unexpected ally in his quest for the ultimate treasure: a cunning feline named Nettles. Utilizing Nettles' keen senses and agility, Svend trained the cat to stealthily infiltrate the merchant ships' holds, uncovering valuable cargo and insider information. With Nettles as his eyes and ears, Svend gained a strategic advantage in the high seas' volatile market, enabling him to make shrewd investments and negotiate lucrative deals. As whispers of Nettles' exploits spread, Svend's reputation soared, attracting investors eager to join his ventures. Together, Svend and Nettles navigated the treacherous waters of commerce, ultimately securing the best share price ever and solidifying their legacy as legendary pirates of the stock market and the ultimate £7 goal come that second month of 2025.