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OSD - perhaps I should have made myself clearer.

Those 53.9m shares at 11.6p each (paid for out of yesterday’s coffee profits) are all in my name.

You lock me out of the Church hall.

I lock you out the takings. Simple as.

It’s very nice currently in the Bahamas by the way. Not sure quite when I’ll be back, but the coffee’s in the store cupboard next to the belfry and the milk’s off by now anyway. Oh, and I ate all the biscuits with a little help from Brothers Sloshedalot and Bishop Wegovy of Ozempic.

Current SP suggests whatever peeps claim to be buying, someone else is selling more.

Ignore all their claims & just focus on the market price.

OSD - I've not touched a drop (apart from yesterday's rich Gold Blend, which I had to serve in the belfry, after you changed our Church hall locks). Still, a record attendance & takings. Given our current differences, I ploughed all the coffee profits back into IMM, netting me 53.9m shares at 11.6p each. Expect a TR-1 in the morning.

Not sure what the obsession is with trying to convince others you’ve bought in big & low. So what?

In any case, it’s easy enough to wait for some chunky trades to be published, then claim they’re yours. All rather infra dig in my book, proving zilch.

Thanks for the tip.

I tried bringing him to his senses with some “God Boy” biscuits, but to no avail. And Winalot won me nothing.

What sort of bones should I try?

Span - thanks.

I’ll take a look just as soon as my vital Holy Barista role is reinstated.

As I hope you’ll understand, I’m utterly distraught at being cast out into the wilderness by DOG and cannot focus on anything else until he relents.

OSD - “they were irresistible, a quality Dog biscuit”.

I see, so you ask ME to repent when it’s YOU who’s been munching all the holy communion wafers.

I had wondered why the monthly sundries line in our accounts recently shot up from £18.67 to £265.49. J’accuse!

What a hypocratic oath (as opposed to a hypocritical oaf).

As for the gravy granules incident, I’m afraid that’s Brother Sloshedalot’s meaculpa. His vision tends to go a bit fuzzy after partaking in Communion & he often reaches for the nearest jar in the hope of an instant hangover cure. Sadly, on this occasion, it was more Ah Bisto than Hey Presto.

All in all, I’m starting to feel VERY hard done by and would ask for your immediate forgiveness, given the circs. Failing which, I shall sadly have no choice but to follow this up promptly with His Eminence, the Bishop of Neasden.

And our prize for the “Speculative Tosh of the Year” award goes to…..

…. BlueSkyProjects & his advfn identical twin brother, harryhaven.

J.kemp - don’t think you’ll find that’s quite how the Lanstead repayments work if you look at past posts here & on advfn.

Minchin leaving was good news.

Another word for over enthusiastic is misleading.

OSD - hardly very Christian of you.

But you forget I was given a spare set of keys in view of my vital role as Church Barista.

I shall therefore let myself in and will join Brother Sloshalot in prayer, begging DOG to rid him of his evil addiction to all things distilled, brewed and fermented.

OSD - sorry, no can do. The Lord giveth & the Lord taketh away.

Word’s now gone out and I’ve already had several excited messages from your flock, saying how much they’re looking forward to a post-service knees up tomorrow.

Less enthusiastic, sadly, were their comments about your ever-lengthier sermons. Just sayin’.

Maybe try to keep it under an hour this time?

Makemoremoney - you’re right - we could end up with competing bids. There again, we may find no-one’s convinced by TEK’s patented science, so nobody bids.

Impossible to know at this stage, though should hopefully be clearer by 31 December.

J.kemp - all possible, but also total guesswork on your behalf.

Point 3 seems the least plausible to me.

Either Big Pharma sees something in IMM’s patented “discovery” or they don’t. They’re not going to cut off their noses to spite their face simply to upset IMM’s shareholders. If they want in, they’ll bid. If they don’t, they won’t.

Tim’s previous timeline guidance suggests he’s issued some form of cut off date to potential bidders. Unless he’s just made it up of course. So you could well be right that there’s a game of chicken going on, with no-one wanting to make a move before the clock’s almost run down. But again, we’re all just speculating.

ATTENTION ALL DOG WORSHIPPERS:

Due to an unholy c**k up / Divine intervention (delete as applicable), your post-service Americano/Flat White/Cappucino tomorrow won't consist of our normal, freshly ground Guatemalan volcanic coffee beans (strength 5; medium acidity; high roasted on erupted ashes).

Instead, we invite you to savour the delights of our new, freshly unsealed Nescafe GOLD* blend (strength off the scale; high acidity; roasty toasty).

* COULD IT BE ANOTHER SIGN?

To celebrate (and apologise for any upset), we shall be unveiling a brand new packet of bourbon biscuits to accompany DOG's custard creams and shall be cracking open a half open bottle of Bourbon - kindly left at the back of the church by a mystery benefactor.

Dress: smart casual (tutus optional).

DOG BLESS YOU ALL.

DOG - and lo, there came a holy proclamation AND a sermon - all in the space of one weekend.

IT’S A SIGN!

OSD - thank DOG I can finally pass the tutu on.

As you know, it was never a good fit. And it didn’t go down too well with your brethren when I waltzed up the aisle wearing it.

I’m not that worried about extra funding even if it is required.

The last placing happened just after I’d added and I wasn’t best pleased with my timing initially.

Only to see the SP end the day of the placing higher ( mainly because of who’d jumped on board.

3LB - thanks for clarifying.

I suspect there might be some drift now, as potentially there’s a bit of a news vacuum for a few weeks.

But confirmation of the offtake agreement (sounds like it’ll be a single buyer now) could come any time & send things the other way.

I’m doubtful you’ll get back in at 18-19p, but you never know. I’d add another 25% to my holding if the SP drops another 3-4p. If not, happy with what I’ve got.

Never like to put too many eggs in one basket, however certain the outlook appears. History’s taught me (often painfully) that things rarely go quite as smoothly as expected…

3LB - we may be getting on better, but you’ve completely avoided the question.

Why wouldn’t you sell your 1.3m shares now & buy back later if you’re so confident of an imminent SP fall?

And if you’re not confident, why have you suddenly started posting constantly negative views about Hex’s short term prospects & price movement?

Sinitta - and the “hiring of KETAN Patel NED will” NOT:

a) guarantee any major deal, which is ultimately all that matters to PIs.