Away in a Manger23 Dec 2025 11:43
The 3 wisemen entered the barn to witness the future of mankind.
Tomtit from Teddington brought a half empty glass, cont123 brought a half full glass, O’Malley simply forgot to bring anything. All 3 looked forlorn, to Joseph they asked “what of-the future? what will he bring to save us?
The donkey sighed, Mary smiled and Joseph replied “one day he will perform miracles but for you three dipshi@ts you must repent and then maybe a miracle will be performed that will change your hearts and minds. Maybe, just maybe you will be loved and embraced by all. The donkey smiled, baby Jesus cooed and Mary said;
‘Honestly lads, if you represent the calibre of humanity, he’s going to need more than miracles — he’ll need HR support, a legal team, and a very patient therapist. Now sod off.