RE: Covid Breathalyser. Good but not right.15 Jul 2021 12:30
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We are pleased to announce that, following the successful trails of our MiicrotoxBT .... blah, blah, we have partnered with _______whomever to produce the first batches....... This would be good.
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We are pleased to announce that, following the successful preliminary talks with the working group for ?? EU (I wish) for assessing the costs, viability and efficacy of available automated water testing facilities, that Deepverge have been chosen for evaluation in an initial series of trial test centres.....and then lots of blah, blah. That would do it.
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We are pleased to announce that, following the successful roll-out of our Skin Trust Club we can confirm things going swimmingly, associated revenues are proving robust as are margins. In light of our recent out performance, we can confirm significant expansion......more blah...Andriod App - YaY (we actually hate Apple; hardware obsolescence ensured) roll-out USA - whoop, whoop! Any of this might move us.
OK, I apologise in advance - you all hate me, I know, and of course I could go on, and on, nil desperandum, I won't.....but FFsake!