RE: Actual covid numbers21 Jan 2022 12:34
Dribbles won't just leave. He's too far in and has people like Woody, daytrader and now Ken cruelly encouraging him. I apologise to the rest of the board but it's been nearly 4 months with very little news. My spats with Dribbles and Woody/Capri are my sources of entertainment on what would otherwise be a very dull board (no offense, some really good informative posters in here but it is all just speculation which lacks confirmation until the bod speak). We'll have way more to discuss next week hopefully. Until then, Dribbles constant dribbling needs to be mopped up otherwise it leaves a stain.
Dribbles reminds me of a car unknowingly going the wrong way down a quiet motorway. A car drives past pipping it's horn and Dribbles shouts out "you Muppet, watch where you're going". At this point some people would question themselves and maybe realise it is they who are in the wrong, turn around and proceed in the right direction. However, dribbles keeps going and a 2nd and 3rd car shoot past nearly colliding with Dribbles, dribbles yells "morons". Now at this point 99.9% of the world's population would very quickly realise that yes I am a numpty, what am I doing. However, that still leaves 8m confused soles who would still not quite realise. Dribbles proceeds undeterred in his pursuit of truth and justice. A few cars and lorries later and the media and police now latch onto the drama as it unfolds, helicopters, news vans, flashing lights, several people holding signs up on the bridges and the side of the motorway, several from this BB are there "you're going the wrong way, truth and justice is about 7000 miles behind you. 7,999,999 of the remaining 8m would by now have pulled over and accepted their fate and hobbled off with gushing red faces wanting the world to swallow them up. You guessed it, Dribbles proveeds. Eventually, with thanks to several sets of road spikes Dribbles gets brought to an abrupt stop. Dazed he mutters out a few words "why was everyone going the wrong way". Bless him.