Twas the Night before Christmas26 Nov 2018 13:05
Possibly not up to NigWit' offering earlier today, but here goes;
Twas a week before Christmas on our FPSO
The Buoy had been hooked up, and all system go
With leak testing on-going, and the DeckCrew in Bed
Everythings primed for production in Feb'
In Volcanoless valleys, in a lovely Welsh town.
Lived our Welsh Wizard Taffy, who was feeling quite down.
He bought hollow Echo, sold Hurricane Gold.
Now the tipple's Lambrusco, in the Wizards household.
Then our resident Froggies, in Ak and Snail.
Some say Ak's long-winded and fond of a tale.
Mire chilled is Escagot, but both are fine fellows.
But once Brexit kicks in they'll be first to the gallows.
And what about Sipp, a bit of a mover.
He's not really in Asia, he is deep undercover.
He sneaked on the boat, as it left Dubai Docks.
With his Camera, lenses and bright white reeboks.
And boyzees most happy with his bollingen Band.
Or a visit to Gregs, Pie or Pasty in hand.
But when Boyzee says blue, the SP goes down.
Perhaps the brains pickled, too much Newcastle-Brown?
Lets not forget Ricfle, when he comes out his Lair.
Some have grown to like him, and so has his carer.
He's a grumpy old sod, who likes a good moan.
And he'll answer your question, with four of his own.
And there' Wellwell and Water, Biffa and Brexit.
JK on UKOG, JoeBass and NigWit.
We may not all get on, for most of the year.
But good Health, Wealth and Happiness to all and good Cheer.
Taxi, I will get my coat caus them souds wont peel themselves.