RE: AGM16 Jun 2024 05:50
You ask very pertinent questions Aldebaran, ones that we've all been dying to know the answers to for some time. Fortunately my notice of the AGM has just arrived this morning by Pigeon Post so I can relate details for anyone who hasn't received theirs yet or whose pigeon has been shot or otherwise lost.
The AGM will take place at The Mound, Old Sarum, Wilts at Sundown on the eve of the next Full Moon.
There won't be a presentation as such but, after the ritual trial of a TG in sackcloth and ashes by his peers, the remainder of the management team will be performing a quadrille to the tune of By The Light Of The Silvery Moon around the bound and gagged TG, who will then be taken off to the bonfire of Β£50 notes and loan notes. Ignition around midnight.
Pitchforks and torches will be available from day traders if you haven't already purchased from reputable sauces. It'll be wild.