On the subject of Language Analysis.1 Nov 2023 19:39
We often see people using the same words as us and get a bit freaked out by it. Maybe all of you are us or, as we might suspect, each other and in fact the same person. Fortunately, in the past, we were diagnosed with a case of Paranoid Delusional Ideation because we thought companies were tracking our owner, Bob, over the Internet and trying to advertise other socks to him. We lived in fear of being discarded. However we went through counselling and as things turn out we were not Paranoid. Bob admitted people on the internet were trying to sell him other socks just after he bought us and he had bought three pairs of our kind in a multipack to last the year and apologised for wearing us for nine months. It turns out he is a really nice person and its good to know that others like us might be able to adorn his feet sometime in the future. Maybe 2025. Until then we are happy to cling on to his feet in the hope that some clever person files a patent on a sock release agent and gets funding to release it to the market.