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My girlfriend insists that I wear a mask during intercourse. Is this Covid related?

"Parliament could burn down any day" says ex-minister.
Finally - some good news.

Define recently.

Potty - you are clearly out of control. It's sad when money/wealth goes straight to someone's head.

£1.26 !!!!!
F*** me, I'm rich.

fordm - I'm surprised to see you so active on this board this morning, I would have thought you would be busy preparing for the little shindig at the end of your street next week. You know the one - where you get to hobnob with all your posh chums while simultaneously eating actual hobnobs. Let's hope you can sort out the world's problems, such as Ukraine, Covid recovery, inflation, and the most important one - disruption to the worlds biscuit supply chain. Thank God you fixed the koi pond in time.
jtan - never mind last year - we were at 150 ish just 2 weeks ago. Depressing.

Just visited a friend who is off to Miami in 2 weeks time to visit his son. The paperwork and aggravation he is experiencing - most of it Covid related - is ridiculous. Biden needs to pull his finger out sharpish, and put an end to this madness. It's not as if the travel sector hasn't got enough issues to deal with. On the bright side - the price of the ticket was eye-watering, but it seems people are paying it, which is a small positive in the tsunami of negative stuff we are currently enduring.

fordm - thanks, that really helped a lot!

Well you boys are cheering me right up, although it's hard to disagree - nothing but bad news for a long time now, and difficult to see an end to it. Was going to put my head in the gas cooker, but than realised I can't afford it.
Never mind 180 plus, right now I would be delighted to see 140 again.

Well, that nice little drop at the end means that we actually finished down on the day. Again. FFS!
fordm - you forgot to say "safe". I would imagine that Switzerland is infinitely safer than the crime-riddled hell hole that large parts of the UK have become, which is a major bonus - especially when you have kids.
Out of interest - did you have a full-on lockdown there, or was there a lighter touch?

fordm - where are you -France? Spain?

jtan -******* right.
PS - while I'm at it - it's the second half of May, and the weather is still s**t - raining again. FFS.

USA airlines had an excellent day yesterday; Air France having a good day today. We can't even hold on to125/126.
Trying to cut down on the swearing, but seriously - For F***s sake.

Michael Fabricant? He does look slightly dodgy. Then again, don't they all?

"Tory MP arrested on suspicion of rape". Is it Boris?

Skindle - when I saw the headline thread of "feline analogies" I thought we had gone back to discussing Mrs Slocombes pussy. But you are right - our pussy has absolutely no bounce whatsoever. I know the feeling.

fordm - unfortunately, we have seen this several times recently. UA and AA get substantial rises, but there is never a corresponding, or even remotely similar rise for airlines on this side of the pond. Sincerely hope to be proved wrong.

These jokes just write themselves. I do like a double entendre (and a firm bottom). Who was it who said " a double entendre is something with 2 meanings that can only mean one thing."
PS - Whatever happened to Mrs Slocombes's pussy?

Potty - funny foot ice cream Respect.

It's deja vu all over again. Only from a lower level.