Dismay in South Worcestershire31 Mar 2018 12:43
Oh, there have been such unpleasant scenes in the village this Easter weekend.
Another young man has arrived by barge, claiming to be the real Hon. Basil and the rightful heir to Sir Jasper's estate and his vast shareholding in some Scottish tourism venture or other. So now we have two Hon. Basils in our midst.
Naturally, the one whom we have always known as the Hon. Basil (the one who is big and bad) has not received this interloper well at all. There was a quite ugly scene as he and Sir Jasper left the Hall by coach yesterday. The new Hon. Basil was waiting at the gates and the two of them began shouting "Ya boo!" at each other. Miss Wemyss, who happened to be passing, was quite flustered by this unseemly behaviour.
We humble folk do not know what to make of all these goings-on. The original Hon Basil has, in any case, been behaving most oddly since he was "sent down" by his school. He has struck up a most unlikely friendship with the Village Idiot. The two of them are rarely seen one without the other. And whatever the Village Idiot says, the Hon. Basil agrees with, and vice versa.
My dear father, Mr Keeper, says that it is not the business of we humble folk to question the doings of Our Betters. But I have to say that I am not surprised that Lady Hermione has been residing these many years in the private asylum if she brought into the world not one Hon. Basil, but two. And why was Ned's predecessor as stable lad, one by name of Silas, dismissed by Sir Jasper at the same time that Lady Hermione left the Hall?