RE: The Whinger6 Jun 2025 11:21
A17, Ahoy again, Admiral of the Exit!
Glad to hear you're enjoyinâ the spoils of your voyage somewhere âcross the seasâAsiaâs a fine place to count doubloons and sip from golden goblets. But letâs not pretend your ârealismâ ainât been blowinâ across the deck like a sour wind every time SMRs or Reeves be mentioned.
Now while youâre reclininâ on some sun-soaked schooner, back on this ship, the crewâs still holdinâ courseâand aye, Nettles, the shipâs mascot cat, is still perched on the quarterdeck, tail flickinâ, waitinâ patiently for that long-overdue apology.
Now might be the opportune time to behave like a man and show some respect to those still sailinâ. No shame in takinâ profits, but do it with honour, not lingering shade.
So enjoy the view, but kindly leave the passive broadsides to port. This vesselâs got a heading, and we ainât lookinâ back.