RE: Another for the road.9 Apr 2020 12:03
A young farmer goes to market and buys a duck - it starts raining so he decides to go into a cinema - teller says - you cannot bring a duck in here - so he goes round the corner and stuffs the duck into his trousers - later on the back seat next to a courting couple the duck breaks out of his flies - the girl next to the farmer says to her boyfriend "Ere George - fella next to me has his John Thomas out of his trousers - George replies - yes and you have mine out of my trousers - yes she replies but your John Thomas is not eating my packet of crisps !